Name that ASA flight attendant category

[COOPERVANE]

In honor of our "name the new GO" contest, we think we should come up with a fourth catagory of the latest new hire FA's here at ASA. Previous categories included :

1. GAY
2. GHETTO
3. GRANDMA

I propose a fourth new hire type. Perhaps

GUZZLER?
GLASSY-EYED?
GONZO

Please submit your entry to :

Name that FA type
C/O Skywest Airlines
776 N Terminal Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84122

ATTN Jerry A

 

[Goose Egg]

I think GONZO is pretty funny.

But if you want to reach Jerry A, SLC is the wrong place. Try SGU.

-Goose

 

[Aerosurfer]

dont forget the ever important 'GIANT' category

 

[Stifler's Mom]

OK...looks like "G" letters only....

Gassed
Glazed
Glossed Over (GO)
Groggy
Guzzler
Gluttony

 

[JDREsquire1224]

Add GNARLY, along with the aforementioned GIANT, and you have the base covered.

 

[CF34-3B1]

Grander.

As in 1000lbs

"Oh she's just a GRAND F/A."

"Not quite, but a few more Twinkies and she'll be close."

 

[CA1900]

Grander.

As in 1000lbs

"Oh she's just a GRAND F/A."

Don't you mean "Deluxe"? (As in, "we need a Deluxe wheelchair to Gate 6"!)

 

[whatitdoing?]

I remember a year or so ago we had a FA who actually tried to walk down the aisle....got stuck....turned side-ways....got stuck. I just stood in the galley with the FO shaking my head.

 

[HarryParatestes]

I remember a year or so ago we had a FA who actually tried to walk down the aisle....got stuck....turned side-ways....got stuck. I just stood in the galley with the FO shaking my head.

I think I has sex with that Beluga. Slapped her on the ass on rode the wave in.

 

[John Pennekamp]

In honor of our "name the new GO" contest, we think we should come up with a fourth catagory of the latest new hire FA's here at ASA. Previous categories included :

1. GAY
2. GHETTO
3. GRANDMA

I propose a fourth new hire type. Perhaps

GUZZLER?
GLASSY-EYED?
GONZO

Please submit your entry to :

Name that FA type
C/O Skywest Airlines
776 N Terminal Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84122

ATTN Jerry A

You forgot "Gonorrhea".

 

[Shaheen]

In honor of our "name the new GO" contest, we think we should come up with a fourth catagory of the latest new hire FA's here at ASA. Previous categories included :

1. GAY
2. GHETTO
3. GRANDMA

I propose a fourth new hire type. Perhaps

GUZZLER?
GLASSY-EYED?
GONZO

Please submit your entry to :

Name that FA type
C/O Skywest Airlines
776 N Terminal Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84122

ATTN Jerry A

I have always found it amusing that the pilots on this board, and in general, put down every other employee group, but completely fail to look at themselves.

All three catagories you are proposing would most definitely fit today's pilot group. Just look around when you are at any terminal...or perhaps you can start by looking at yourself in the mirror first thing in the morning.

Cheers for now!

 

[John Pennekamp]

I have always found it amusing that the pilots on this board, and in general, put down every other employee group, but completely fail to look at themselves.

All three catagories you are proposing would most definitely fit today's pilot group. Just look around when you are at any terminal...or perhaps you can start by looking at yourself in the mirror first thing in the morning.

Cheers for now!

You, sir are a tool with no sense of humor.

Oh, before you accuse me of a lack of respect for FAs, I'M MARRIED TO ONE!

 

[wickedpilot]

In honor of our "name the new GO" contest, we think we should come up with a fourth catagory of the latest new hire FA's here at ASA. Previous categories included :

1. GAY
2. GHETTO
3. GRANDMA

I propose a fourth new hire type. Perhaps

GUZZLER?
GLASSY-EYED?
GONZO

Please submit your entry to :

Name that FA type
C/O Skywest Airlines
776 N Terminal Dr
Salt Lake City, UT 84122

ATTN Jerry A

I always referred to them as:
1. Hags
2. Fags
and
3. Sistas

but yours work too :laugh:

 

[bluefishbeagle]

You, sir are a tool with no sense of humor.

Oh, before you accuse me of a lack of respect for FAs, I'M MARRIED TO ONE!

Which catagory?

 

[B727FA]

Oh, before you accuse me of a lack of respect for FAs, I'M MARRIED TO ONE!

Like you said, no respect. LOL.

 

[B727FA]

At RAH we have the 4 G's:

Gay
Ghetto
Gargantuan
Grandma

Any 2 makes you a Supervisor
3 you're SR Mgt and
4 gets you on the BOD.