Moron of the day

[JJJ]

check out this story from World Net Daily

 

[Eagleflip]

"I have to believe that there must have been some sort of law broken," Camalich told the paper. "A flying object should not be allowed to fly at such a low altitude over a school while it's in session. There has to be a law against that."

Would that be the flying paper?

Or the flying fingers?


There has to be another joke in here somewhere. Lemme see...

"Man points out flaws in abortion protest..."

"School officials finger mad airborne assailant."

"Local pilot uses digital transmission to communicate with students..."

"Abortion foe severs ties with protestors."

and....

"FAA makes no bones about dropped object investigation near school; handily captures pilot."


Ow!

 

[Whirlwind]

Man, that guy almost earned himself a Darwin award!!!

What an idiot, he gives all pilots a bad name...

Jason

 

[Flying Illini]

not only did he give all pilots a bad name but now there are that many more people out there who don't understand GA and would be happy to have all aircraft grounded.

Isn't there an award like the Darwins that are awarded those who should have died?

 

[Whirlwind]

not only did he give all pilots a bad name but now there are that many more people out there who don't understand GA and would be happy to have all aircraft grounded.

Isn't there an award like the Darwins that are awarded those who should have died?

You said it! If there isn't such an award, there needs to be one. The closest he could get is an Honorable Menition.

Jason

 

[flywithastick]

"I have to believe that there must have been some sort of law broken," Camalich told the paper. "A flying object should not be allowed to fly at such a low altitude over a school while it's in session. There has to be a law against that."

Spoken like a true, contemporary edu-crat.

 

[TXCAP4228]

Would that be the flying paper?

Or the flying fingers?


There has to be another joke in here somewhere. Lemme see...

"Man points out flaws in abortion protest..."

"School officials finger mad airborne assailant."

"Local pilot uses digital transmission to communicate with students..."

"Abortion foe severs ties with protestors."

and....

"FAA makes no bones about dropped object investigation near school; handily captures pilot."


Ow!

Come one! You missed the biggest one of all!

MAN GIVES ABORTION PROTESTERS THE FINGER(S)!

 

[TXCAP4228]

Ok, maybe another one....


Anti Abortion Acitivist goes to pieces over school protest!!

 

[WrightAvia]

this guy here may have that guy beat...

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/ap/ap_story.html/National/AP.V1318.AP-Plane-Evacuated.html

 

[C425Driver]

Originally posted by Flying Illini

Isn't there an award like the Darwins that are awarded those who should have died?


Illini,

The Darwin Awards issues an Honorable Mention for "foolish misadventures that stop short of the ultimate sacrifice, but still illustrate the innovative spirit of Darwin Award candidates."

In case you're wondering what the eligibility requirements for a Darwin Award may be, here they are:

The candidate must remove himself from the gene pool;

The candidate must exhibit an astounding misapplication of judgement;

The candidate must be the cause his own demise;

The candidate must be capable of sound judgement; and

The event must be verified.


I'd say this guy with the motor glider deserves an honorable mention.

C425Driver

 

[WrightAvia]

This probably rates right in the Darwin

...awards. Here is a tragic story of a lady that stood up on rollercoasters. Almost as sad and senseless as the 17 year old girl that was killed in the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry last month, sliding down the stair rail.

http://www.wtvw.com/Global/story.asp?S=1306938&nav=7CPEGBqc


http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2003-05-11-death-museum_x.htm

 

[Typhoon1244]

"She was sliding down the bannister and lost her balance, according to eyewitness accounts," Chicago police spokesman Matthew Jackson said. The Foucault's Pendulum exhibit located in the stairwell was damaged, and the surrounding area was closed, museum officials said.

It's not going to be easy recalibrating that pendelum...oh, I'm sorry. Was that insensetive?

Not even Johnny Knoxville would've tried to slide down that bannister. I guess stupid is as stupid does...

 

[dmspilot00]

So, it was a square stairwell and she fell down the center? How many stories did she fall?

 

[WrightAvia]

I believe the gal from MO that fell at the museum, fell two floors and then cleaned a big pendulum on a cable off the ceiling when she hit it in the fall.

 

[Typhoon1244]

So, it was a square stairwell and she fell down the center? How many stories did she fall?

Two floors...but they're big floors. She probably fell about fifty feet.