Middle East Problems Solved

[CitationLover]

by brad pitt and jennifer aniston....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...6.xml&sSheet=/portal/2003/10/26/ixportal.html

shouldn't their agents say something to them? like shut up.

 

[Swass]

Do they really think we care?

 

[Timebuilder]

Pitt and Aniston believe that most people in the region want a negotiated settlement with an end to violence,

This is their first and most important error.

The aim of the Palestinian political groups, along with the Arab nations in general, is simple: the elimination of Israel.

I've met Danny DeVito, and he seems like a reasonable guy. I wonder how he managed to get wrapped up in this?

I think this is a case of sudden wealth and delusions of grandeur. Brad and Jenn sense that they have this sudden power, which is hollywood "clout", and they believe that they can bring this power to bear on a situation, succeeding where others have failed. Of course, they know that even if they DO fail, they will have gotten a lot of free press, and demonstrated that they have good intentions, which is the most important thing of all to a liberal.

 

[Ty Webb]

Right on the money.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

I understand they are soon to reveal their breakthrough in cold fusion as well.

 

[crash-proof]

This just in...

A new episode of Friends will be recorded on the Gaza Strip, with Monica (Courtney Cox) as a female suicide bomber. Ross is an orthox jewish settler.

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

Problem solved

I think Brad and Jennifer can accomplish what no other government person has been able to over the last forty years. Peace at last! I just hope they sought counsel from Ben and J'Lo (at the very least Babs) before going over there. Brad isn't quite as intelligent as Ben but Ben is so tied up with his relationship with J'Lo and probably doesn't have the time to solve all the world's problems and make great movies.
P.S. Will the Ditzy chicks be doing a 'Peace At Last' concert over there soon? I want tickets.