Loud mouth in the crew room

[wild bill kelso]

I don't care about your boat! Have a LITTLE common courtesy and take it to another part of the crew room. Also there is a new invention on the cell phone. Its called a microphone. You don't have to shout at it to be heard in Louisianna.

 

[N2264J]

To support my brothers at American today, April 18th, I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

I don't care about your boat! Have a LITTLE common courtesy and take it to another part of the crew room. Also there is a new invention on the cell phone. Its called a microphone. You don't have to shout at it to be heard in Louisianna.

Some one needs a nap!

 

[labbats]

I don't care about your boat! Have a LITTLE common courtesy and take it to another part of the crew room. Also there is a new invention on the cell phone. Its called a microphone. You don't have to shout at it to be heard in Louisianna.

Whenever that happens I make a phone with my hand up to my ear with my thumb and pinkie and act annoying while establishing eye contact with the jerk.

Childish and immature, sure, but so is a lack of common courtesy.

 

[PCL_128]

To support my brothers at American today, April 18th, I'm not wearing any pants.

Have you considered employment at SWA?

 

[CA1900]

Whenever that happens I make a phone with my hand up to my ear with my thumb and pinkie and act annoying while establishing eye contact with the jerk.

My favorite is the guy in the bathroom yakking it up at full volume. I like to flush the toilet repeatedly to make sure the party he's talking to knows where he is, and how little priority he's placed on the conversation. :cartman:

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

My favorite is the guy in the bathroom yakking it up at full volume. I like to flush the toilet repeatedly to make sure the party he's talking to knows where he is, and how little priority he's placed on the conversation. :cartman:

It is a real shame that in today's society we can't consciously give ourselves 60s to pee and 5m to take a dooty.... what is so important!!

Even Austin Powers had the ability to show No. 2 who's boss....

Pretty bad when we are slaves to our own dooty duty....

 

[labbats]

My favorite is the guy in the bathroom yakking it up at full volume. I like to flush the toilet repeatedly to make sure the party he's talking to knows where he is, and how little priority he's placed on the conversation. :cartman:

True story.

Had a guy doing exactly that, then he flushed the john, asked who he was speaking with and said he'd call back for the boss later. I'm assuming he didn't get the sale.

 

[crashpad]

I've noticed more and more pilots using the cockpit as their personal phonebooth just minutes before push. I just point to the lav and tell them they can use my office.

Hey Guys, Google "Cell Phone Scrambler". Sure it's $250, but think of the return in satisfaction knowing you are the god of cell phone ediquette...."i'm sorry, say buh-bye"...."trying to nap, say buh-bye"...."You're 2 yr old doesn't want to talk to his pappa best friend, say buh-bye"...."This is now a cell-free crewroom, everybody say buh-bye".

 

[Palomino]

Some one needs a nap!

can't get a nap in on a 4 hr sit while dinglepants is yapping on their cellphone.

never ceases to amaze me that people don't mine annoying the living crap out of everyone within a 30 foot radius with their o' so important life babble.

 

[PCL_128]

can't get a nap in on a 4 hr sit while dinglepants is yapping on their cellphone.

never ceases to amaze me that people don't mine annoying the living crap out of everyone within a 30 foot radius with their o' so important life babble.

I think you'll appreciate this Budweiser Real Men of Genius ad: http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/B...nius_Mr_Really_Loud_Cell_Phone_Talker_Guy.mp3

 

[Bringupthebird]

It is a real shame that in today's society we can't consciously give ourselves 60s to pee and 5m to take a dooty.... what is so important!!

5m??? Who voted in that concession? I take my contractually negotiated 15minutes (25 international) once per leg. Flight leg.

My dooty speaks for me!

 

[D-Bo]

I've noticed more and more pilots using the cockpit as their personal phonebooth just minutes before push. I just point to the lav and tell them they can use my office.

Hey Guys, Google "Cell Phone Scrambler". Sure it's $250, but think of the return in satisfaction knowing you are the god of cell phone ediquette...."i'm sorry, say buh-bye"...."trying to nap, say buh-bye"...."You're 2 yr old doesn't want to talk to his pappa best friend, say buh-bye"...."This is now a cell-free crewroom, everybody say buh-bye".

I'm not loud about it but if I want to call home to check up on my family, which I may not have seen in days, between legs I'm gonna f**kin do it. Sorry. F you in advance.

 

[CA1900]

I'm not loud about it but if I want to call home to check up on my family, which I may not have seen in days, between legs I'm gonna f**kin do it. Sorry. F you in advance.

How about stepping outside the crew lounge to do it?

 

[737 Pylt]

To support my brothers at American today, April 18th, I'm not wearing any pants.

I bet Dan, Jessee, John and the rest of the rjdc girls all really like that!:laugh:
Throw in a little KY and you guys can really party!:blush:

737

 

[D-Bo]

How about stepping outside the crew lounge to do it?

I replied to crashpad where he was talking about using the cell phone in the cockpit before push. Not the crew lounge. Sometimes in between taking care of all of your duties and maybe eating you don't have a lot of time left and often times the few minutes you have before push id the only time you're going to have especially if your about to do a 5 hour leg.

 

[CA1900]

I replied to crashpad where he was talking about using the cell phone in the cockpit before push. Not the crew lounge.

Ah, my mistake. I agree on the cockpit; if I'm done with my job, I'll do whatever I like until door-close time.

I did almost smack somebody a few years back when, as we were taxiing into the US Airways ramp in Boston, I asked him if it was clear on his side. Hearing no answer, I turned my head a little further, and saw why he couldn't hear me: he had his headset around his neck and his cellphone to his ear, talking to his girlfriend. I smacked it out of his hand onto the cockpit floor, and we had a little chat at the gate... :angryfire

 

[Huck]

funny thing is - it's all digital now. Talk in a normal tone and it carries even better than shouting.

To me it's always the fatass pax rednecks in the terminal who just made the first level of management and got a phone for the first time....

 

[oldxfr8dog]

Ah, my mistake. I agree on the cockpit; if I'm done with my job, I'll do whatever I like until door-close time.

I did almost smack somebody a few years back when, as we were taxiing into the US Airways ramp in Boston, I asked him if it was clear on his side. Hearing no answer, I turned my head a little further, and saw why he couldn't hear me: he had his headset around his neck and his cellphone to his ear, talking to his girlfriend. I smacked it out of his hand onto the cockpit floor, and we had a little chat at the gate... :angryfire

NICE!
Good for you.
I hope your associate, (I would guess F/O, but if Capt, MORE power to you!).
learned a lesson.
Ever since a guy, (f/0) saved our butts years ago by looking out as we pulled into the gate, I INSIST that the f/o stop with the paperwork/trash stowage/cell phone crap until the brakes are set. Occasional rolled-eyes, but I hope they never learn the hard-way when we switch seats.

 

[kansas]

funny thing is - it's all digital now. Talk in a normal tone and it carries even better than shouting.

To me it's always the fatass pax rednecks in the terminal who just made the first level of management and got a phone for the first time....

This involves courtesy more than idiocy, but I always get a charge out of those using a hands free device, but holding the speaker part with one hand, and holding their cell phone in the other, making it a very effecting two-hands device.

 

[shooter]

funny thing is - it's all digital now. Talk in a normal tone and it carries even better than shouting.

To me it's always the fatass pax rednecks in the terminal who just made the first level of management and got a phone for the first time....

Funny….I thought since the place is run like a circus, I would put a requisition in for some over-sized floppy shoes and a red rubber ball nose. Turned out that’s "management only" attire.

 

[shooter]

Funny….I thought since the place is run like a circus, I would put a requisition in for some over-sized floppy shoes and a red rubber ball nose. Turned out that’s "management only" attire.

that chuckles me up so much, I think it will be my signature.....

 

[ferlo]

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[ferlo]

How about stepping outside the crew lounge to do it?

Why? Try taking off the ray-ban aviators and growing a set.. I'll do as I please in the cockpit. Thanks for your input ms. post.