Look what UAL Fa are doing to keep there pension!!!!

[Mosquito]

http://www.stewsstripped.com/

I hope I don't get ban for this.

 

[sleepy]

More cottage cheese there than the dairy section at Publix.

 

[FlyChicaga]

Eh, I'd hit it.

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Eh, I'd hit it.

With what? Doesn't your gf own your sack already?

Mr. I.

 

[Clutch_Cargo]

http://www.stewsstripped.com/

I hope I don't get ban for this.

Ohhhh, my eyes... MY EYES!!!

 

[FlyChicaga]

Got the beans, but not the frank.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

eeww, i wouldnt hit it with Bea Arhthur's dIck on a nine foot pole

 

[OldManPilot]

not even with a stolen dick... and i'm old!


You know what a F/A and Dog Sh!t have i common????



The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

You guys are the biggest bunch of liars. I've seen what beer makes you all do. First it's white women, then it's ugly white women, then it's old, ugly white women. Then it's fat, ugly, old, white women. The formula for U (how ugly you will go) is simple:

U=B(T-Q)/W

where B= number of beers consumed
T=number of hours since you last dropped a batch
Q=number of eligible jezebels at your disposal
W=how many of your buddies are witnesses.

 

[210FR8DOG]

You guys are the biggest bunch of liars. I've seen what beer makes you all do. First it's white women, then it's ugly white women, then it's old, ugly white women. Then it's fat, ugly, old, white women. The formula for U (how ugly you will go) is simple:

U=B(T-Q)/W

where B= number of beers consumed
T=number of hours since you last dropped a batch
Q=number of eligible jezebels at your disposal
W=how many of your buddies are witnesses.

ROFLMAO!! Oh, the tears!!!!! My sides!!!!!!!! I just shat myself!!!!!!!

That being said, these girls would be above average at TSA and with just a couple cold ones in me...........yep! However, we do have at least 5 girls we could scrounge up that would look WICKED HOT on a calender!! I hope United keeps looking and tries again.

 

[TIGV]

Been a while, I'd slip 'em all the bone, prolly learn stuff while I'm at it and with the beans running about 5 psi, I might just, be able to service all of those luscious ladies, repeatedly...all weekend...slip me a PM gals I'll buy the calender.

 

[FurloughedAgain]

As funny as all of this is, isn't it a bit sad?

the website said that these women are retired. So lets say that they started flying for UAL in the 60s. More than likely they are now the age of most of our parents.

At that age, when they should really be enjoying the fruits of their retirement, they now have to try and find an alternate source of income. They were promised a retirement benefit (in effect a part of their compensation) for 30+ years, and now its gone.

Try and put your parents in their shoes. What if it was your mother or father who suddenly had no way of making ends meet.

Retirement funds should be iron-clad. Untouchable. This isnt a concession. It's not a few dollars an hour that a pilot can make up by moving to a smaller house or selling a fancy car. Its fixed income that may be all a retiree has. It is being stolen.

This is truly sad.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

MILF...MILF...MILF

More than likely they are now the age of most of our parents.

 

[surplus1]

FourloughedAgain,

I couldn't agree with you more.

Stange thing, I've seen a lot of TV interviews with "experts" about how this had to be done to "save the company", etc. In all the interviews, not once did anyone ask or answere just how UAL happens to be so far behind on payments to its pension fund.

Not a word about how they invested the money or why it is so far behind. Not a word about how much of it the company spent and for what during the period that the fund had a surplus.

You're right, it's nothing less than "grand theft corporate".

 

[Gulfstream 200]

eeww, i wouldnt hit it with Bea Arhthur's dIck on a nine foot pole

yeah right.....you're the same guy who stands at the bar all night with his buddies drinking beer, talking airplanes, and calls every chik "fat".....

then you all pile back in your car, drive home together, talk airplanes, then jerk off -

again.

 

[General Lee]

Eh, I'd hit it.

Classic statement. I remember when I used to say that, back in the early 90's. Gawd, I am old now....


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[TIGV]

'Nuff Said ???

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/coconuts.htm

 

[Carl_Spackler]

only $5 more for the autograhed one

 

[miles otoole]

Hey General,

Which one belongs to you????

 

[ceo_of_the_sofa]

This thread is priceless

 

[CapnVegetto]

Well, I'm off to buy some Viagra. Something tells me that's the only way it's ever going to get hard again.

 

[Vladimir Lenin]

yeah right.....you're the same guy who stands at the bar all night with his buddies drinking beer, talking airplanes, and calls every chik "fat".....

then you all pile back in your car, drive home together, talk airplanes, then jerk off -

again.

and you're the guy who watches "golden girls" to get off

to each his own i guess

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Are they nude or just scantally (sp?) clad?

As far as their ages, what did you expect? After all the furloughing from 9/11, the only ones left are the Senior Momas. And for some unexplainable reason, I have the urge to rent Jurassic Park now.

 

[Kream926]

hhhhhheeellllllooooooooo Ms. june

how you doin

 

[RampTower]

I'd hit it.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

hhhhhheeellllllooooooooo Ms. june

how you doin

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or
http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/caddyshack/hidesalami.wav
or
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Caddyshack=barkdog.wav

 

[ultrarunner]

This thread is priceless

freaking ay!

I'm still pissing my pants!

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

http://members.fortunecity.com/wavjunky/swl-s/slut.wav

 

[ArcticFlier]

ROTFLMFAO


This is great..........................awwww crap. I just pissed myself.


AF

 

[Mosquito]

We MADE THE NEWS!!!!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7846034/

CHICAGO - While some United Airlines employees are using placards and pamphlets to protest the loss of their pensions, a group of flight attendants is taking a more risque tack — showing some skin to publicize their plight.

The five women, ranging in age from 55 to 64, posed for a 2006 calendar that depicts them in various states of undress in front of a vintage plane, on a park bench and on a plane's wing, among other locations. Reflecting a mix of humor and anger, it was released to coincide with a bankruptcy court's approval this week of United's plan to terminate $9.8 billion in employee pension obligations








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