Lets talk about.......CHEESE!

[CE402]

Warning: This post was made under the insidious cumulative effect of fatigue and a modest amount of malt-barley flavored refreshments....

When you tune in to your favorite aviation web board after a day of cheating death in the sky, are you dismayed to find yourself hopping between arguments of Republican vs. Democrat, Conservative vs. Liberal, Mainline vs. Regional, Union vs. Non-Union? Does the depresssing back and forth make you turn towards hitting the bottle or, God forbid, reading a book? Try the alternative: Cheese!!! It's delicious, easy to carry, and best of all, it's aviation free!!!

What's good on an Italian Club? Sharp Provolone!
On a Bremner Wafer? Dill Havarti! (As if there was a question)
How about just a handful? Muenster, of course!

Talking about Cheese......the catharsis that's sweeping the keyboards of depressed aviators everywhere!

 

[Typhoon1244]

How about just a handful?

Why, Cheez Whiz, of course...

 

[FL000]

extra-sharp vermont white cheddar

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Freddie Spencer]

The type of cheese you can find down at the Y

 

[Stifler's Mom]

OK, I'll play along. I have taken part in the dusting off of 2 bottles of wine tonight with friends, so I hope my posts tonight are as funny in the morning as I think they are tonight.

If not, sorry to all in advance.

Stupid Cheese Song

 

[skyking1976]

I prefer a nice English Stilton or smoked Gouda with a strong Ale. Not to leave out the only thing the French do well besides surrender; a really good Brie or Camembert with some champagne.

SK

 

[Dash8]

EASY CHEEZE!!!!!
*pphhhsshshshshshs*

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Frummunda

 

[JetSpeed219]

You guys haven't had REAL cheese until you've had Tillamook cheese, wether it be cheddar or my favorite, pepper jack.....

 

[GogglesPisano]

Personally I like Feta. It's healthy. Plus it smells like Feeta.

 

[Ailerongirl]

Do cheese puffs count?

Because I have a serious addiction to cheese puffs. (Wierdly enough, so does my dog!)

 

[jergar999]

OK Hugh, I'll bite

Frummunda what?

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

The hood.

 

[chawbein]

The hood.

I thought it was frummunda my nuts! Maybe my terminology needs updating....

 

[crash-proof]

Gorgonzola. Bitter, but i love it.

Speaking of which, a friend of mine told me about a practical joke where you rub gorgonzola on the exaust pipe of the victim's car, close to the motor where the temps are higher. When it heats up, the smell is unbearable, and the poor chump in the car doesn't know what hit him.

Anyone heard of this?

 

[sky37d]

Gorgonzola. Bitter, but i love it.

Speaking of which, a friend of mine told me about a practical joke where you rub gorgonzola on the exaust pipe of the victim's car, close to the motor where the temps are higher. When it heats up, the smell is unbearable, and the poor chump in the car doesn't know what hit him.

Anyone heard of this?

No , but it sounds good.
Canyou do that on 172's

 

[KC-10 Driver]

Slightly off topic, but not really...

The first year I worked at US Airways, I received a package from the company in December. I was surprised upon opening the package to find that it contained a 5 lb block of sharp cheddar.

The cheese was my year end bonus. As in, "This cheese is to thank you for your dedicated service for the past year", or something like that.

I thought it was some sort of joke. I don't even like sharp cheddar.

Then I realized that it was no joke. The cheese really was my Christmas bonus.

I was offended. I considered writing Mssrs. Wolfe and Gangwal to tell them that my whole family was lactose intolerant, and that I would like to request soy cheese in the future (but that would have taken time and effort).

Instead, I just complained to all my friends and co-workers and told them that I would have preferred a check for $5.

I got cheese the next year, too.

Anyway, after 9/11/01, when the company announced all the upcoming furloughs, everyone wondered whether we would get our cheese bonus.

We didn't -- but I did hear that Gangwal got a big bonus when he left (maybe from the savings of not buying any cheese that year?).

 

[Hawker1]

Frummunda

What about Fruminna?

Sorry, had to say it. I was in a wedding once, and the best man used the frumunnda cheese line during his toast. It was great! The only people who got it were us groomsmen and bridesmaids. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Typhoon1244]

I was in a wedding once, and the best man used the frumunnda cheese line during his toast.

Sounds like a classy guy.

Did he feel-up the bridesmaids too? (Not that there's anything wrong with that... )

 

[Hawker1]

Sounds like a classy guy.

Did he feel-up the bridesmaids too? (Not that there's anything wrong with that... )

He's a great guy, and the only people that got it were all people our age. He kinda said it under his breath. Still makes me laugh...