FracCapt said:
Second....we're only getting one side of the story. I NEVER fully believe any story if I only hear one side. Sorry.
Well Hoss, here's a story with one side...but it's righteous one. I should have narc'd on this bastage. It happened on Friday...a fresh story.
Mesaba is holding short at a non-towered field where I layover at. Normally I beat them out in time to avoid a collusion of schedule. Anyway, the grunts are having a hard time with the computer and they can't get my DG paperwork done, so since Mesaba is just sitting at the hold short line...I'm not in a hurry. It looks like they are awaiting a clearance from FSS and someone must be on the approach.
Well, time is just dragging on. The grunts still have their computer glitch and Mesaba is still sitting there waiting and waiting...so I go outside the hanger to take a leak behind the dumpster. Meanwhile, a piston Commander goes wizzing down the runway at what appears to be an altitude that replicates an MDA and he looks as if he's doing the missed. The ceiling is 900 ovc with 4 miles vis...and steady like that, but forecasted to go 1/4 tempo for the next TAF time period starting at the top of the hour...which will come in about ten minutes.
So as I am standing behind this dumpster, looking up at the Commander going missed...and he was not following any published missed I ever saw for approaches at the airport. He made an immediate left turn from what appeared to be the bases of the 900 ovc. The missed approaches that are appropriate for that runway require runway heading to 3100 feet and a specific turn back to the VOR. He's hooking a turn right over the runway and keep in mind, no tower and no radar untill at least 4,000 feet.
Meanwhile, I'm trying to finish taking my leak and I'm thinking center is going to send this joker out and up so Mesaba can get the hell out (this airport is IFR because it is less than a 2,000 foot ceiling ). But as I was standing behind the dumpster, I'm seeing and then hearing a plane not on the missed, but I hear him come back again, then away, then back, then away. Mesaba is still sitting there.
So I get back inside the hanger and I tell the grunts to not hurry too much, because it sounds and seems like we're going to be hearing an ELT soon and then the airport is going to close UFN from the NTSB/FAA.
Eventually the grunts figure out their computer prob and get their paperwork to me, I sign it and I get my plane started. I taxi up behind Mesaba and they must have gotten cleared because they are off. I look over my shoulder and I see the commander taxiing to the ramp by the county building.
Right now I'm thinking, if they got a new check hauler pilot and he's going missed on 900 ovc and 4 miles vis on a runway served by an ILS, while an airliner is sitting there quite possibly with a hold for release for better than 20 or so minutes...I'm going to have to have a chat with this mo-fo, cause winter is coming and I aint going sit and accumulate snow on my wings waiting for some ding dong to do the VOR approach when he should have been on the ILS. That is NOT going to happen. And although I wasn't privy to the center communication, I know this guy cancelled in the air...which is wrong. I think this guy doesn't know how to communicate with FSS through the RCO. You cannot communicate with center on the ground here. So how did Mesaba get cleared so fast?
So anyway, Mesaba is gone and I'm trying to get MY clearance from FSS and they tell me that I'm number two because some guy is trying to cancel at another field and yadda yadda. Meanwhile, Mr. piston twin commander must have dropped or picked up a passenger and he is now back taxiing the runway I am holding short of. I'm going to feather my prop and call this guy out of his plane if he turns on the numbers, I swear to gawd!
Think about this for a second...the field is IFR, this jack ass just kept a Mesaba Saab 340 idling at the hold short line for at least better than 20 minutes while he put on his missed approach air show and now he is back taxiiing the runway, cause he saw me holding short at the end and he's going to do what? Cut me off?
He must have realized something, because he gets off the runway and decides to taxi to the end on the taxi way. He has some sort of sheepish change to his voice now as he makes his blind CTAF radio calls. I'm thinking, you must be clairvoyant, D!CK!
FSS finally gets back to me and gives me a clearance, Mr twin commander is now getting the third degree from county over CTAF regarding a 20.00 landing fee he didn't pay and I'm laughing my ass off, because I realize this plane is owner flown, not check hauler flown. Him and county start negotiating over the CTAF regarding the landing fee.
I take off and start my communication with center and all the sudden I have company...the commander took off right behind me and the field was IFR! He's calling off the runway on CTAF and I haven't even had a chance to communicate with center yet!
Center tells him he'll have to wait untill I'm in radar contact and they ask him what his altitude is...he replys "1.5". They ask him his DME and he says "Stand by". Meanwhile, I'm debating climbing slow to keep this guy pinned under the clouds or get up and get the hell out of there to avoid a mid air.
Finally I get in radar contact and request higher to take advantage of better winds and the controller asks this bozo once again DME and also RADIAL from departure field VOR. He says "RADIAL?" And this controller must have known this guy went missed and this and that, beacuse finally the controller says, "Yea, radials...those things that shoot of VORS!".
They get this sorted out after they guy says I have to do something to my GPS and then he finally gets a clearance to 10,000 feet. Controller then querries him after a while about his altitude and says, "I don't see your altitude, could you squawk altitude?"
The guy replies that he filed with an inop alt transponder and that he'll report alt reaching.
And I said to myself...thank G$wd I don't work for that p!ss ant that owns that plane as a CFI saftey pilot logging or a corporate employee riding in the plane...because that pilot was the owner of that commander. Black October may be over with, but the angel of death is going to be Hannibal Lectering on that sucker...it's just a matter of time. I just hope he doesn't have to take any innocent people out with him or midar air me to get there.