Laser not a deathray...

[dispatchguy]

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/050104/phtu021_1.html

So they say...

 

[Axel]

The latest Chicken Little alert was on ABC news this morning. The FBI has issued an alert regarding certain Casio digital watches. The reports specifically identified two separate types: one has an integral altimeter which according to the alert, can be used as a barometric fuse. The other contains a butane lighter which can be used to light your shoe bombs.

Run and hide, everyone.

 

[FN FAL]

The latest Chicken Little alert was on ABC news this morning. The FBI has issued an alert regarding certain Casio digital watches. The reports specifically identified two separate types: one has an integral altimeter which according to the alert, can be used as a barometric fuse. The other contains a butane lighter which can be used to light your shoe bombs.

Run and hide, everyone.

Not only that, but some center mounted brake light assemblies are known to set of LIDAR speed detector detectors...because they emit light in the range that police LIDAR speed detection devices operate in. It's a fact, Jack!

Be afraid, very afraid.

 

[FN FAL]

At longer distances, the beam is still bright enough to startle a person that is concentrating on another activity such as driving a car or flying an airplane.

Startlement...now there's a good reason to crash your car or plane.

I got startled once when I saw a cow on the roof of a cotton house. I wasn't flying no plane when it happend, but I sure as hell had to go crash.

 

[Vik]

You are too funny. I'm still recovering from "total time."

Startlement...now there's a good reason to crash your car or plane.

I got startled once when I saw a cow on the roof of a cotton house. I wasn't flying no plane when it happend, but I sure as hell had to go crash.

 

[Northern Lights]

Yes, I loved "Total Time" as well

What is Total Time?
Total Time, to put it succinctly, is a time that occurs in a relationship where you may ask your wife to pour you a bowl of TOTAL, but instead you accidently slip and say, "You ruined my life, you freaking &%$#^&!"

 

[rumpletumbler]

I was startled once when I opened a buttwiper and there was this goooooooo around the mouthpiece. Goooooooooo Heiniken!