Slave2theGrind
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ERJDRVR said:Typical Jumpseat on US Air (or American)
1) Make your way to the US AIR gate.
2) Get yelled at by the gate agent for not checking in at the TIX counter.
3) Get yelled at by the gate agent for not listing
4) Get yelled at by the gate agent cause she doesnt' have time to deal with you.
5) Argue with the gate agent about actually being on "her" jumpseat list even though she has never heard of your company.
6) Get attitude from the gate Gestapo for not arriving 30 minutes prior to departure, even though you just landed and ran OJ style thru 3 terminals.
7) Kiss the ugly, fat & old gate agents ass just to get permission to walk down the jetway of a "possible" oversold flight in which there are 48 seats open.
8) Get cleared by the Captain .... 50/50 shot here.
9) No room for your bag, ask the Crusty F/A's to put in their closet... yea right...
10) Bag gets gate checked right over the ledge of the jet bridge slamming on the ground.
11) Walk down the aisle to see 49 open seats for which that Doucebag gate agent put you into the center seat next to Two Fat Lady's and one seat kicking 4 yr old behind you.
12) The rest is no problem..