Jesus loves Fat Tuesday...

[Jmmccutc]

well tonight is Fat Tuesday night, and that means tomorrow is ash Wednesday. i know that you can give up the usual for Lent such as Alcohol, Tobacco, and the such, but i thought it'd be interesting to pose the question, "what is the most outragous thing you could ever give up for Lent?"

so there it is, let's hear what you guys can throw out there...

 

[skyking1976]

Celibacy...

 

[Swass]

Dr. Pepper. I gave it up a few year's ago. Dumbest thing I have ever done. Now I have to see how long I can keep up the streak.

 

[uavchaser]

sobriety

 

[350DRIVER]

SEX




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[Jmmccutc]

um...NO!!!

 

[Salty Dog]

Driving.

Could anyone here really go Amish for 40 days?

Even if you allowed yourself to ride in a car you would still be such a pain to everyone you know w/in the first two weeks you'd be hoofin' it anyway!

Oh, and 350DRIVER, would you mind toning down the junior high gross-out just a wee bit?

 

[350DRIVER]

um...NO!!!

Hmmm... Thought it was worth a shot.


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[flyifrvfr]

SEX

I have heard some people say that if you cut a hole in the middle of your matress, stick a plastic sandwich baggy in the hole you cut, fill that with vasoline, and run playdo around the edges then this will accomplish the same objective. Can you give this a shot and report back to us so I know if I can really give sex up for lent?


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It sounds like you have it backwards 350. For Lent you should give up sex with your mattress and get a girlfriend. On a serious note, how would one know about this process let alone tell someone else of this process. Oh well, at least you didn't suggest cutting a hole in a Cabage Patch Doll, or have you done that already. Sick... Sick.... Sick.....

 

[sky37d]

As outrageous as it seems, we are trying to give up our house for Lent. It has been for sale, and tomorrow, Ash Wednesday, we have another prospective buyer coming through.

I got the little saint joseph statue buried by the mail box. Someone said it would help.

 

[Typhoon1244]

...what is the most outragous thing you could ever give up for Lent?"

Flightinfo.com.

 

[350DRIVER]

flyifrvfr,

It was a joke bud, lighten up...

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I sense someone has not been laid in a long time eghh?

 

[mike1mc]

Sounds like we all need to go revist the F/A thread:
http://forums.flightinfo.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29977

Fight the good fight....