Jeez, I hope this is a joke...

[oldxfr8dog]

Piston helicopter pilot/truck driver 2/5/2006
Seeking Viet Nam Era helicopter pilot to fly company-owned helicopter among company locations in Illinois and Indiana. Will drive Class A CDL company truck when not flying. Must live in Chicago or near West or near Southwest suburbs. $35,000 plus health insurance.
Town and Country Utilities, Inc.
Contact: thomas volini
Forest View, Illinois
Phone: 708-267-4453
Fax: 708-458-0625
[email protected]

Does the helo pay mileage, like the truck?

 

[leardawg]

Sounds like a premise for a bad movie starring Billy Bob Thornton!

 

[Ty Webb]

Hope they get what they're paying for . . . . a big smoking hole.

 

[LegacyDriver]

Oh my gawd what an insult. Surely that salary was a typo!

 

[cezzna]

This salary would be a joke IN the vietnam era. Probably a side gig for the MESA CFO.

 

[LegacyDriver]

We should all submit bogus resume's to this clown and waste his time with interviews. What a sham!

 

[cezzna]

Then again it could be a job hauling "unspecified cargo". Don't ask don't tell, large cash bonuses in brown paper bags. Congratulations you're hired. From now on you will be known as "Mr white". I will be known as "Mr. green". Go to your appartment we have provided for you and wait for a call from Mr. pink.

 

[SkyBoy1981]

Then again it could be a job hauling "unspecified cargo". Don't ask don't tell, large cash bonuses in brown paper bags. Congratulations you're hired. From now on you will be known as "Mr white". I will be known as "Mr. green". Go to your appartment we have provided for you and wait for a call from Mr. pink.

Yeah. Mr. Pink will be calling very soon...

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