Jake is the new Bachelor

[jonjuan]

penile envy. u r like the dude at the bar staring at the guy with the hot chick- "man, what a effin homo that guy is....."

 

[wms]

I hope he doesn't cry. That made me so sad.

 

[sunlitpath]

Did he show his penis on the show? I didn't realize he did that...

 

[Rizzo]

sunlitpath....his church nominated him for the first time he was on...he would never do that...he he he.

 

[crashpad]

This pud is a commuter RJ pilot who wears his RayBans on his sleep....some big catch I tell ya!!!

 

[crj567]

Supposedly he's on a group date at 6 flags today.

He had better come armed! That place has totally been taken over by the Crips.

(maybe Jake will give some really cool generic wings to some finalists.)

-Or possibly a Glock would be more appropriate-given the surroundings.

 

[79%N1]

This pud is a commuter RJ pilot who wears his RayBans on his sleep....some big catch I tell ya!!!

So, mainline Airbus 319 God!! Why the need to slam RJ pilots? Are they second class citizens and inferior to you? So all RJ pilots are just puds, huh? The ego of you guys amazes me. Oh, he's just a lowly RJ pud blah blah blah. You and Private Wee should get along great. Another major "Big Iron Driver" looking down his nose at the lowly RJ puds. It must be amazing up there on your pedestal!!!!

By the way, genius......how do you wear your RayBans ON your SLEEP??

 

[JumpersAway]

This pud is a commuter RJ pilot who wears his RayBans on his sleep....some big catch I tell ya!!!

All your bad grammar are belongs to you..........................