It comes in threes....

[Lazy8]

here is your third one:

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1055376/L/

 

[FN FAL]

Sure there are, havent you ever heard, I think I am pregnant?

Sounds like an accident to me.

well, if a chick tells you she's on birth control and she ain't, that should be a crime. Just the same as if you had aids and you told her that you didn't.

I suggest that if you get a girl pregnant and she had previously signed a waiver stating that she was on birth control, that you sue her for negligence.

 

[gkrangers]

The 3rd was really the 1st.

The Piper Dakota inflight breakup on the Jersey shore, killing 4.

 

[kevdog]

The 3rd was really the 1st.

The Piper Dakota inflight breakup on the Jersey shore, killing 4.

Doh! I'm calling in sick on Monday.

 

[FN FAL]

Doh! I'm calling in sick on Monday.

Call in sick on Tuesday, I hear there's going to be a fireworks show and few seminars on Armageddon down at the County Fairgrounds.

 

[wmuflyguy]

here is your third one:

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1055376/L/

Well that is going to be expensive.

 

[FN FAL]

Well that is going to be expensive.

Not nearly as expensive as the 61 million FedEx is going to have to pay out to these two guys...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606040355jun04,1,1523383.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed

 

[gkrangers]

How does getting made fun of warrant 61 million dollars?

 

[FN FAL]

How does getting made fun of warrant 61 million dollars?

Maybe it is going to take a lot, to make them whole again?

 

[gkrangers]

Maybe it is going to take a lot, to make them whole again?

This would be a good scheme for terrorists to get funding.

Get a job and sue if they get made fun of for looking like a terrorist...genius.

Poor FedEx tho...how are they ever going to afford this? I guess the pilots will have to take a paycut.