How to find your inner peace

[se1776]

[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Hi Guys

For all you hard working pilots and Flight Attendants I hope this help you find your inner peace.

By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too
can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished.'

So, I looked around the crash pad to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,
and before leaving the house to go flying this morning,
I finished off 21 Miller Lites, a bottle of Jägermeister 5 bottles of Bacardi mojitos a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake from my last screw meal, some Doritos a box of chocolates and some Marlboro's menthol's 100.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in
need of inner peace.

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Funny

 

[No.W.]

So awesome...I hope this doesn't turn into a "that isn't professional" thread. Sometimes a sense of humor is GOOD, folks...let yourself laugh.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

...You get cheesecake in your crew meals?

Geez. Pass me a Marlboro. And be professional.

:beer:

 

[QuasarZ]

haha nice

 

[SpoilerFault]

F*%kin' Jager bombs!!!!

 

[crxpilot]

Geez, just how many forums did you post this in?