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You're an idiot.Only scoop I know of is you're gonna have to move to the UAE, sign a contract with Satan in your blood, give up your firstborn and betray America.
QOL: Should be pretty good, given you'll be shuttling around the real President and his Cabinet.
RON: Well, you'll be in the UAE ('cuz they don't want to be in the U.S. right now for fear of ongoing government investigations), so they'll all be RON, but with International per diem.
Days worked: Don't know.
Other responsibilities: Know how to use a paper shredder and elude Senate questioning by using the following phrase: "I do not recall..."
Pay: Well, probably a few million.
Work environment: Your flight suit has a big bullseye painted on it. What do you think?
Good luck.
There are now 6 people on my ignore list.