comander
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- Feb 22, 2005
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> Recently, a routine police patrol was parked
> outside a local neighborhood >bar in North Carolina.
> Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man
> >leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely
> walk. The man stumbled >around the parking lot for
> a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.
> > >After what seemed an eternity and trying his
> keys on five different >vehicles, the man managed
> to find his own car which he fell into. He was
> >there for a few minutes as a number of other
> patrons left the bar and drove >off. Finally, he
> started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it
> was a >dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and
> off, tooted the horn and then >switched on the
> lights.
> >
> >He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
> reversed a little and then >remained stationary for
> a few more minutes as more patrons left in their
> vehicles. At >last he pulled out of the parking lot
> and started to drive slowly down the >street. The
> police officer having patiently waited all this
> time, now started up >his patrol car, put on the
> flashing lights, promptly pulledthe man over and
> >carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement
> the breathalyzer indicated no
> >evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all!
> > >Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask
> you to accompany me to the >police station. This
> breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt
> it," >said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated
> decoy."
> outside a local neighborhood >bar in North Carolina.
> Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man
> >leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely
> walk. The man stumbled >around the parking lot for
> a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.
> > >After what seemed an eternity and trying his
> keys on five different >vehicles, the man managed
> to find his own car which he fell into. He was
> >there for a few minutes as a number of other
> patrons left the bar and drove >off. Finally, he
> started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it
> was a >dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and
> off, tooted the horn and then >switched on the
> lights.
> >
> >He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
> reversed a little and then >remained stationary for
> a few more minutes as more patrons left in their
> vehicles. At >last he pulled out of the parking lot
> and started to drive slowly down the >street. The
> police officer having patiently waited all this
> time, now started up >his patrol car, put on the
> flashing lights, promptly pulledthe man over and
> >carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement
> the breathalyzer indicated no
> >evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all!
> > >Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask
> you to accompany me to the >police station. This
> breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt
> it," >said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated
> decoy."
