Great avatar!

[mcjohn]

Funny link. Someone who's a regular please take that jet towing a travel trailer. I love it.
http://plancksconstant.blogspot.com/2006/02/united-states-redneck-special-forces.html

Well, maybe the "I wish these were brains" pic is better.

 

[Gorilla]

I've always thought that if we exported our rednecks, our tattoo'd mullet types, plus the inner-city gangs, all organized under a mafia crime boss, it would become an elite fighting force, striking terror into the enemies of our country.

Picture gangs of thugs with booming hip-hop and hydraulic jumping cars patrolling Fallujah. It would work! And they are already armed. Just need to teach them not to hold their guns sideways.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Gorilla,

I remember seeing a article on L.A. Street Gang Members that wanted to join the military and fight in Iraq, but were denied due to their criminal records. Too bad because they would seem like good candidates for an urban war.

 

[mcjohn]

All they'd do is rob, rape, and pillage and be high on.................uh whatever they get high on over there.