Great Alaska Air Marketing...

[U-I pilot]

Click through this site....lots of laughs to be had:
www.skyhighairlines.com

 

[John2375]

That was great! Try booking a flight!! I also love the partnership codeshares they have w/Manitoba's premier livestock-relocation carrier!!

 

[ReverseSensing]

I love this gem on their suggestion page:

At SkyHigh, we're always doing things here and there to try to make the flying experience less unpleasant for you. But we can't do it alone! Please tell us what you think we can do to improve. And don't worry, we've heard it all!

 

[wmuflyguy]

how about this!!
Detroit to Chicago $6,181.88 With Conncections in Bunker Hill, FL and Great Bend, KS. total Trpis time 12hrs 42 mins!

Tip: There’s a pretty good chance you’ll miss some connecting flights. Our advice is to either speedwalk or slip one of those electric cart drivers a five-spot and tell him to floor it. Best of luck.
Tip: Flight terminals may change. A lot.

[FONT=arial, helvetica]Airline rules & regulations[/FONT]Ticket and/or itinerary changes are a huge hassle for us. Therefore, various fees, fines, taxes and penalty charges apply.
Passengers forced to share seats will receive a $1.50 credit towards future travel on SkyHigh.
We reserve the right to refuse service to people who ask for things.
[FONT=arial, helvetica]More Disclaimers[/FONT]
Some of you people out there don’t appreciate SkyHigh’s extra stopovers a long the way—a perk we like to call “talking the scenic route.” If you’re one of those types, head to alaskaair.com. They offer a lot of non-stops there. (Bo-ring.)

Customer SupportItinerary number: 71FD1490A7499If you have questions about your reservation, fill out our <A id=A2031_21000 href="http://www.skyhighairlines.com/pub/agent.dll?qscr=itin&itid=74135117">suggestion form.We'll respond within 2-4 weeks.

 

[wmuflyguy]

Their employee of the month.

http://www.skyhighairlines.com/images/michael.jpgMICHAEL EGLERS
Position: Employee Morale Supervisor
Years with SkyHigh: April 1998 – May 2002 - present
Hobbies: motorscooter restoration, yoga

Flown SkyHigh lately? Noticed a few more semi-genuine smiles on our faces? Well, you can thank Mr. Michael Eglers for that!

After we experienced a sudden drop in employee morale due to shortened smoke breaks and the "unbearable itchiness" of our new uniforms, Michael, SkyHigh's Employee Morale Supervisor, was charged with turning his co-workers' collective frown upside down. Michael responded with a resounding, "Um, yeah, uh, so…" and leapt into action.

Mr. Eglers' first step was to create the Spirit Upliftment Task Force, followed immediately by nicknaming himself "The Smile Sergeant." Michael then scheduled daily Spirit Assessment Assemblies, where employees were asked to fill out Individual Spirit Evaluation Forms (Form 1057XN:234#22H). Those with low scores-nearly 92 percent of the SkyHigh staff-were issued Demerits. When Spirit scores continued to drop after three weeks of Spirit Assessment Assemblies, Sergeant Eglers began issuing Double Demerits, then Triple Demerits.

When even Quintuple Demerits failed to increase Spirit scores, Michael announced that his next step would be to "slap that frown right off" the faces of those with the lowest scores. Surprisingly, this too proved ineffective.

Finally, displaying the leadership skills he has claimed to possess since joining SkyHigh, Michael made an impassioned plea to his coworkers: "If all of you just pretended to be a bit happier and more motivated around here, we could stop having these stupid meetings every morning at 5:30!"

The staff responded, sending Spirit scores soaring to a record high. Now, nearly 4.8 percent happier and more motivated, we here at SkyHigh have truly never been more ready (according to tests) to deal with the everyday anguish of keeping our customers un-angry.

Way to go, Michael!