GOT A $100 TIP the OTHER DAY !!!!!

[clickclickboom]

Whats Worng With the Avitar?

I've been wondering for a couple days how long that avatar's going to last...

They have underwear ads in the newspapers and every magazine out there.

 

[FLYLOW22]

They have underwear ads in the newspapers and every magazine out there.

SHe has quite a nice set of underwear.

 

[Guitar rocker]

On my way into the Airport Hilton in BOS I helped a lady get out of the shuttle. She was probably around 70 I think she had a previous back injury.
I check in and was waiting for my copilot with my bags in hand. This lady comes up to me smiles and says " thanks so much for helping me out of the bus young man. Can you please help me take my bag to room 305?"

What do you do tell the ole lady to piss off? I picked up her bag carried it to her room told her to have a nice day. She said oh wait merry christmas and handed me a $100 bill..!!!!

Probably the first and last time that will happen!!

Hey dude, what happened to that nice a$$ you had there??? How did gumby get there?

 

[Airline Driver]

A quick question to fractional pilots. Are you allowed to accept tips from clients who fly on the planes? When I used to fly 91 & 135 I would sometimes get a $50 tip or sometimes $100.

I have heard that fractional companies allow this and I have heard they don't. Would someone please shed some light on this issue.

Thanks,

Happy Holidays.

 

[otto feather]

At NJ we are supposed to turn over tip in excess of $50 (pretty sure that's the figure) to split with the company folks. RIGHT!! The trouble comes when some big mouth brags in the casino about it. Then the memos come out!!

Guitar Rocker, in the avatar you are asking clickclickboom about, was she wearing a cream colored thong? I bogarted that one for my files.

 

[FracCapt]

next time your in beantown give me a shout. I'll show you how to spend that 100 bucks at some of my favorite pubs.

How 'bout with that nice raise you got YOU buy ME a drink next time I'm in town?!

 

[clickclickboom]

the moderator made me take it down

Hey dude, what happened to that nice a$$ you had there??? How did gumby get there?

gumby is pretty cool though

 

[Diesel]

fraccapt- anytime. Beantown is an Irishman's paradise.

 

[Guitar rocker]

gumby is pretty cool though

Actually, I looked in Websters dictionary and under a$$, and there was that picture you had! That was textbook though!

 

[rice]

Which MODERATOR made you take it down??

Jeez people (I'd have said guys but I'm not sure if all Mod's have an appendage):laugh: you can see that much T&A in a VS catalog.