Good Joke...

[Typhoon1244]

Stop me if you heard this one...

Young Tommy went into the confessional one day and said, "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I've been with a loose woman."

"Is that you, Tommy?"

"Yes, Father."

"And who was this girl? Was it Angela?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Fiona?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Ann?"

"No, Father."

"...very well then, Tommy. Go say five 'Our Fathers' and four 'Hail Marys.'"

So Tommy went back to sit down in a pew, and his buddy Charlie elbowed him and asked, "how'd it go?"

Tommy said, "well, I got five 'Our Fathers,' four 'Hail Marys,' and three good leads.

 

[apdsm]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?












Because she was a woman...


(No offense to the ladies here...just a joke!)

 

[Jmmccutc]

what did the girl with the bloody nose say?
















if it isn't one thing it's another...

 

[sky37d]

What do you call a parrot that is cranky, bites all the time, makes lots of noise?
















Dinner

 

[crash-proof]

Two blondes walked into a building.


















You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

 

[chawbein]

While we are being irreverent....

How do you fix a woman's watch?















You don't, There is a clock on the oven.

 

[uavchaser]

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

























Melt them down and call it a goodyear

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

How can you tell when a woman has climaxed?

















Who cares?

 

[chawbein]

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
















The dog, of course! He'll shut up once you let him in.

 

[chawbein]

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

















A woman who won't do what she's told.