<fwd> Taliban early detection & BBQ

[LAZYB]

Subject: Mark your calendars!



AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY
WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE
DOES.


SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO
WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY
NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS
RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.


ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR
HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK
ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT
FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.


AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK
AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD
MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.


THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS
AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.



GOD BLESS AMERICA.



IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

 

[a21]

yeah!!!

amen brother!!!!

 

[jarhead]

First, this is so lame it defies ridicule.

Second, this web forum specifically put a catagory here for such drivel. It's called "non-aviation related chat". What is it, that is so terribly difficult for you morons to not understand this very simple premise?

Keep this stuff in the "Dear Abby section".

Thank you....thank you very much.

 

[R0NIN]

ahhh....jarhead

Ya Jarhead... sure bro...
Why don't you go check out www.entensity.net and see poor Paul Johnson for yourself!!!!

F-them ALL!!!!
Die in Hell you M-F'ers!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few of us lost our job's 'cause these guys!!! Go F@Ck yourself JARHEAD!!!!

 

[Buffettpilot]

f$$k you jarhead

F$uc all of you that doesn't get emotional after some guy gets his' head lopped off. Unlike a bunch of you, I have served in combat during the war.......say all you want (and I don't want praise or thanks) but I'm really pissed aut this guy

 

[deez_nutz2000]

Jarhead...you are a piece of $hiite..literally...and deserve to have your head lopped off by some ragheads

 

[jarhead]

To A21, RONIN, Buffettpilot, and Deez_nutz2000……….

What is it that ‘tweaks’ you so much about a simple request to follow the ‘rules of the road’ on these forums? Post all you like about anything from cheeseburgers to motorcycles. Just please do it in the forum that the moderators have asked that you put it into. That is the section called “Non-Aviation Related Chat. It’s such a simple concept.

Now, rather than attack me for pointing this out, why don’t you four women stop bouncing off the walls of your double-wide, take a couple of Midol tablets for your menstruation cramps, and get over your incoherent emotional rants.

 

[Bluto]

Jarhead, if you don't think this email (which has been posted here dozens of times already) is uproariously funny (the millionth time you read it), then you must be a dirty Al Qaeda sympathizer. Die in hell you Osama-loving ba$tard!

As to the rest, I don't think I could have put it much better than he did:
"...why don’t you four women stop bouncing off the walls of your double-wide, take a couple of Midol tablets for your menstruation cramps, and get over your incoherent emotional rants."

Oh yeah, and you should delete this stupid thread and/or move it to the non-aviation or in my opinion the YGBSM section since this joke is only about 3 years old and has been repeated so often that it is well beyond stale.