I copied this from another forum, if it makes you laugh, mission complete.
Five Surgeons.
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Atlanta, responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers......those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Chicago, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Airline Execs are the easiest to operate on.......there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."
Five Surgeons.
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Atlanta, responds, "Yeah, but you
should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers......those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Chicago, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Airline Execs are the easiest to operate on.......there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a$$ are interchangeable."
