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[QUOTE="Groucho, post: 6770, member: 639"]
In thieir inifinite wisdom the nomes from Washington, and Oklahoma City have brewed up a good one.

The new security regs state that "criminal history checks are required for any individual who has unescorted access within a security identification display area (SIDA) or who performes security screening functions."  "The regulations will affect virtually all of our airport employees, all pilots and flight attendants and any other employee or outside contractor who has access to a secured area.", states a letter from the assistants to the "Grand Poobah" from our operations department.

Each affected person will also have to undergo a fingerprint-bassed criminal history record check.  The list of offenses, on or after December 6, 1991, includes 28 items with number 26, general felony, including 
1.Wilful destruction of property
2. Importation or manufacture of a controlled substance
3. Burglary
4. Theft 
5. Dishonesty, fraud or misrepresentation:  I'm in trouble here, I do this in bars to pretty girls all the time.
6. pssession or distribution of stolen property
7. Aggravated assualt
8. Bribery 
9. Illegal possession of a controlled substance.

Also Rape or aggrivated sexual abuse.   Please note I am a cad, scoundrel, and overall borderline pervert but never violent.  I just whine and beg alot.

It's good to know that our goverment is looking out for our aviation system.  I wouldn't want to work with any criminials or anything......  Say that's a good idea.  When can give this fingerprint test to all of congress!  I wouldn't want the country to be run by a bunch of crooks!

Ahh the goverment  "They may look like idiots, and talk like idiots but don't let that fool you."  "They really are idiots."

Just think what this is going to do to the hiring process!!

"Time wounds all heels."
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