Economizing tips for Kit and his roommate.

[WhiteCloud]

Poor Kit and his roommate have lost a lot of income this year and need to economize. He mentioned the need to cut back on auto expenses so I'm taking the liberty of suggesting he pick up the 2001 Kia Rio I just saw in the paper for $3999. and just order from the dollar menu when he takes his lady out for the evening. Can you think of anything else they could do to cut back some? I'm sure he will appreciate any help we can offer.

 

[BusterHymen]

Clipping coupons might help!

 

[Ty Webb]

How about skipping the hamburger when making "Hamburger Helper", because the stuff tastes just fine without it . . . .

Also, he could make some counterfeit one-dollar bills . . . . . . by erasing the zeroes from tens.

For weekends on the town, he could just crash weddings, family reunions, bar mitzvahs, and other large events . . . . free eats and drinks, and he might even make a few bucks pimping his "COME! Be a PILOT" thing.

Also, he could always conveniently "forget" to have tip money for van drivers, and bum a buck from the FO . . . of course, this won't work on his girlfriend anymore.

He could also consider forgoing the "happy ending" next time he go for massage.

 

[General Lee]

Wendy's value menu---everything, including hot chili, is 99 cents.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Dizel8]

Ramen Noodles or MRE's!

"He could also consider forgoing the "happy ending" next time he goes for massage".

Maybe he could fake it?

 

[dojetdriver]

He could try sacificing everything, taking whatever flying job he can get, take the first available upgrade regardless of QOL and get the PIC time so he can get on with a major airline (FedEx or UPS) and make the big bucks.

 

[sandman2122]

Haircuts!

He can go to a barber school and get a .99 cent haircut. Or one of those "suck and cut" trimmers I saw on Saturday Night Live!

Hardy, har, har

Ship FedEx...............

 

[Malcolm]

May I suggest starting a new company that specializes in helping people look for new lines of work. Here is an idea:

The company will be called S.C.R.E.W.U.

It stands for:

Specialized Career Radiotelephone Employment Workshop United

It will specialize in getting the word out that there will be a HUGE demand in the future for Radiotelephone Operators worldwide, regardless of the fact that this occupation does not even exist.

Contrary to what we all may think about wireless automated telecommunications..... our previous study shows that if we can convince people that there will be a demand... then this company will profit and grow from this non existent industry.

"This" will become a fast growing field..... "this" meaning my company of selling broken hopes.

There will be a bi-monthly newsletter called S.C.R.E.W.U. 2

 

[Daveman]

May I suggest starting a new company that specializes in helping people look for new lines of work. Here is an idea:

The company will be called S.C.R.E.W.U.
It stands for:
Specialized Career Radiotelephone Employment Workshop United
"This" will become a fast growing field..... "this" meaning my company of selling broken hopes.
There will be a bi-monthly newsletter called S.C.R.E.W.U. 2

I've been a card carrying member for years. I would like to join the educational department staff.
S.C.R.E.W.ed.

 

[ATRCAPT]

Kit buddy,

Take some advice from a "Regional Airline Pilot". Go hit the COSTCO, and take advantage of the free samples. After all it's all about sacrifice isn't it Kit? All about the sacrifice.

 

[135fr8r]

I hope the cheeks of Kit's ass grow together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JD2003]

Start returning "Smart Carts" at the airports kit flies his bankrupt triple seven too. One quarter each cart and he will have to fight off the skycaps but its ez cheeze if you put your mind to it.

 

[OPECJet]

He could call himself an airline ANALyst and sell his opinion to USAToday.

Oh, wait a minute..... Nevermind.....

 

[Some guy]

Do the airlines frown upon sending the offering plate with the flight attendants?

 

[8vATE]

Kit..

I suggest you cut down on the escort services during trips while you're away from your PILOT GIRLFRIEND.....

Of course... he's probably so in love .... they probably bid trips to fly together so that they are ALWAYS together..

In that case... take her layover hotel room that will be vacant and auction it off on EBAY ... use the proceeds to buy UAL stock.....

 

[Smmmack]

Hey Kit...

You can save a few bucks by taking the extra roll of toilet paper and light bulbs from your layover hotel room.

Get your roommate in on the action and you should be able to double the savings.

 

[needsumluv]

Well Kit...

After all your fellow crew members leave a tip at the restaurant table sneak back and steal it.

Get a patent on the Phrase "PILOT SHORTAGE" and charge anyone who says it 25 cents.

Pimp your sluty girlfriend out on her overnights. Tell her to yell "give it to me yonited daddy" so she gets a good tip from her captain.

Take a mold of your Hair cut and sell it to Trent Lott so you both can enjoy your identical anal cut.

and the Number one way Kit Darby can save money..........

Pick pocket the poor unemployed, unsuspecting and disadvantaged pilots waiting in line at the air inc. conference.

 

[needsumluv]

Oh wait sorry Kit I guess you already do pick pocket the poor unemployed, unsuspecting and disadvantaged pilots waiting in line at the air inc. conference. In a matter of speaking.

OH if any of you fools want to stand up and defend our friend Mr. Kit I wouldn't because I will get your IPO number come over to your house and slap you around like the little beyatch you are.

 

[Mugs]

Well Kit...

After all your fellow crew members leave a tip at the restaurant table sneak back and steal it.

Get a patent on the Phrase "PILOT SHORTAGE" and charge anyone who says it 25 cents.

Pimp your sluty girlfriend out on her overnights. Tell her to yell "give it to me yonited daddy" so she gets a good tip from her captain.

Take a mold of your Hair cut and sell it to Trent Lott so you both can enjoy your identical anal cut.

and the Number one way Kit Darby can save money..........

Pick pocket the poor unemployed, unsuspecting and disadvantaged pilots waiting in line at the air inc. conference.

I bet all the yo-yos attending the Florida and Arizona pilot mills shelling out the big bucks for the "fast track, professional airline training" will just get killed with the AirInc subscription. Heck, they probably spend more in one weekend chasing tail in Vero Beach than they would in one year subscribing to the word of Kit. Are those the poor, disadvantaged pilots that you are talking about?

 

[needsumluv]

No mugs I was referring to many unemployed friends I have who are trying to get jobs so they can support their families.

You freaking moron people like you make me sick.