Dwight Howard being dealt to Delta for Boeing 717 sub lease

[ASADFW7]

In a surprise move today Delta Airlines secured the rights for Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic for a sub lease of 84 Boeing 717. Surprisingly, Delta Airlines just finalized a sub lease of the aircraft from Southwest Airlines, and with their pilot union signing off on a new contract, Delta Airlines made a move for Dwight Howard. When asked what they were going to do with Howard, a Delta Airline spokesman said off the record, "Delta has a big presence in Orlando and just like everyone else we were tired of hearing how unhappy he was in Orlando. Here at Delta for years our motto is, we aren't happy till you are unhappy. We felt he would fit right in to our culture."

As for the rest of the NBA they are left stunned as coaches across the league have no adjustments for matching up with the out of production Boeing 717. Fans were left speechless.

 

[Scoot 11]

Now that you're no longer a "moderator," and don't have that badge of "tough guy," to throw around any more, you're even less entertaining, if that was possible.

 

[BILL LUMBERG]

I don't get it.....

 

[goahead]

Lay off the booze while posting man

 

[WWEfan]

Thank god they took away his mod status. He was a ******************************bag. Well he still is, but now he just can't ban people.

 

[dollacrackho]

i heard delta sweetened the deal by throwing in an oil refinery.

 

[labbats]

o no u di-int

 

[General Lee]

In a surprise move today Delta Airlines secured the rights for Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic for a sub lease of 84 Boeing 717. Surprisingly, Delta Airlines just finalized a sub lease of the aircraft from Southwest Airlines, and with their pilot union signing off on a new contract, Delta Airlines made a move for Dwight Howard. When asked what they were going to do with Howard, a Delta Airline spokesman said off the record, "Delta has a big presence in Orlando and just like everyone else we were tired of hearing how unhappy he was in Orlando. Here at Delta for years our motto is, we aren't happy till you are unhappy. We felt he would fit right in to our culture."

As for the rest of the NBA they are left stunned as coaches across the league have no adjustments for matching up with the out of production Boeing 717. Fans were left speechless.

Oh snap! I just sharted!



Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[waveflyer]

Pretty standard isn't it Gen?
Maybe you just need to come on home and get that Costco pack of depends

 

[General Lee]

Pretty standard isn't it Gen?
Maybe you just need to come on home and get that Costco pack of depends

I'm glad ASADFW7 flies for you guys. I hope you guys have fun out there.


Bye Bye----General Lee