----Does your spouse have F.A.P?

[FlySacto]

It's a term my wife came up with. Flight Attendant Paranoia (F.A.P): The fear that every flight attendant is trying to jump her man when he's on a trip. She previews online who I'm going to fly with and will give me the "Have fun flying with..." when they're looking a bit rough or an old crack addict. Other times she'll tell me "I don't like the looks of..." if they have a look that she thinks I'd like. We have fun with the whole thing and I rib her that only about 1/3 of them are out to have me. She likes reading some of the post here and I started this for her enjoyment. Who has a FAP story to share?

One I can think of is I flew a couple of trips with "Kellie" and she was one of the "I don't like her looks" girls. I was on a trip with her and we overnighted in SFO. My wife came over to "visit" the next day and before we left out I had her meet the crew in the lobby before left. Afterwards my wife said "She really isn't that hot". I should have told her that she looked better in a baby doll than in uniform

 

[inthegoo]

I think I can fix your wifes prob: You her and Kellie in a hard core 3 way in SFO, prob solved


seriously dude, your lady has a bit of a problem, and the last thing you need to be makin is jokes, all business is my advice, or this marriage is gonna end up on the choppin block.

 

[DoinTime]

Does your spouse have F.A.P?

Is that the same as a F.U.P.A.?

 

[ShyFlyGuy]

It's a term my wife came up with. Flight Attendant Paranoia (F.A.P): The fear that every flight attendant is trying to jump her man when he's on a trip.

I don't have a wife, but I've got the fear that any one of our flight attendants might try to jump me... or even think about it (FAP). If you saw our flight attendants, you'd have it too. Yikes. At my base, we've got the flight attendant vs. pilot extra curricular activities to a minimum. The word "fugly" comes to mind.

Shy

 

[regionaltard]

Self-correcting problem at my airline too. Yikes.

 

[dojetdriver]

Is that the same as a F.U.P.A.?

Thats what I thought. Or the other term, a GUNT.

 

[00Dog]

I have FAP. My flight attendants are hot and I'm paranoid they aren't going to hit on me. I'm always right.

 

[WalterSobchak]

I have FAP. My flight attendants are hot and I'm paranoid they aren't going to hit on me. I'm always right.

We have a winner.

Hey, at least you have that problem. I'm sitting in a cubicle next to 3 other dudes...while the hottie in crew scheduling is down the hall (we all pin our hopes and dreams on her making an appearance in our office at least once a day). And you guys wonder why dispatchers are warped individuals...

As for the FUPA...here's to Mike Ryhner at 1310 The Ticket in Dallas.

 

[XPOO]

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[viper548]

FlySacto,
I can't even begin to tell you the crap I get. I had to change my password so she couldn't bring up the pictures on etrip. I once got an email from a flight attendant congradulating me on getting married. She'll non-rev around the system and tell the cute FA's that we're married.
What did your wife have to say about M.D.?