Typhoon1244
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So I go up to the gate to get our dispatch release. Standing there talking to the gate agent is this young lady who's going to be riding on the RJ next door. She's about twenty-five, six feet tall, slim build, nice face. But more importantly, she has--how do I put this delicately?--a pair of sweater hogs the likes of which I've never seen. Seriously! She had a balcony you could do Shakespeare from. And she's got 'em propped up on the counter in front of her while she's talking to this gate agent, who doesn't appear to notice. (He had to be gay.)
So I get back to the airplane, and I tell my F/O "you've got to see this chick that's getting on the plane next door"...but wait. If our flight attendant, Angie, is standing right here when the girl comes out, I can't very well blurt out "hey, check out those jugs!" So my F/O makes a suggestion: when I see the target come out of the jetway, I'll tap the rudder pedals to get his attention.
So sure enough, when the moment of truth arrives, F/A Angie is standing in the cockpit between us. The aforementioned rack comes sauntering out of the jetway, and before I can make one tap on the pedals, Angie exclaims: "holy sh|t! Check out the boobs on that chick!"
(Why can't all F/A's be that cool?
)
So I get back to the airplane, and I tell my F/O "you've got to see this chick that's getting on the plane next door"...but wait. If our flight attendant, Angie, is standing right here when the girl comes out, I can't very well blurt out "hey, check out those jugs!" So my F/O makes a suggestion: when I see the target come out of the jetway, I'll tap the rudder pedals to get his attention.
So sure enough, when the moment of truth arrives, F/A Angie is standing in the cockpit between us. The aforementioned rack comes sauntering out of the jetway, and before I can make one tap on the pedals, Angie exclaims: "holy sh|t! Check out the boobs on that chick!"
(Why can't all F/A's be that cool?
)
