Conspiracy Theory "Squirrels take over"

[nealw]

Is is just me or is your neighborhood overrun with squirrels this year? I'm walking over squirrels to get to my car. Many squirrels lie on their backs with their feet pointing skyward each day as they are run over. It is like watching a consumer reports road test seeing people come and go trying to dodge the multitude of rodents. If you like squirrel dumplings (no thanks I'll pass) you would be in heaven in my subdivision. What is up? I asked a neighbor what she thought and she said that she thinks they are psychic and its going to be a bad winter and so they are all gathering for the rough time ahead. If so then I guess its the far right wing conservative squirrels gathering of course and so it will be a winter of possible weeding out of the liberal squirrel population. Is this happening in your neighborhood as well?

 

[Catbird]

Maybe a Squirrelly Security Task Force could be enacted. All squirrels would be required to undergo a complete back ground check along with being claw printed. If they pass this security test then and only then would they be allowed back into trees. Of course if your a VIP Squirrel (and family) these inconveniences are not required. The days of unsecured Squirreling are past. "With enough funding we will stop these Squirrels. Anywhere in the Squirrelly World. One nut at a time."

 

[skyking1976]

Clark: "Where the he|| is Eddie? Doesn't he eat those things?"

Kathryn: "Not since he found out that squirrels were high in cholesterol."

 

[Typhoon1244]

Maybe a Squirrelly Security Task Force could be enacted.

We could call it The Squirrel Agency (TSA).

 

[WrightAvia]

I ordered one of these today...they'll never know what hit them...

http://www.tacticalinc.com/sup/sup65wp22-1.html

 

[Traumahawk]

Well.....I told Bill, that I said th- that I used to be able to see the squirrels..and they were married.