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And I thought I was a loser. Thanks for making me feel better about myself.
 
Next we need the Video of a Doctor cutting that big azz mole off your head. Now that would be good TV
 
You guys are ruthless. I dont think it is a mole, but rather a cut or bruise. Take care Caneman, enjoyed your DC-8 video.
 
My IQ drops 73 points every time I watch one of these. Its getting so low that I may have to have reminders to blink..and breathe. Ans a;d jtjiois llliss thislg alaogmordim lgoao alll ggiglagolaog lalir.

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I thought I was a little odd!! Nice shoes and jacket. But hey more power to ya, I would bet the long overnights with this guy would be a blast, instead of the old "slam click" guys out there ( I think I'm turning into one myself).
 
Yea, Guys were dissin my teeth so I had to put that video up. The shoes are my thing. Swear Shoes from England. Very Cool, have 12 different pair. And the Bruise on my head is from when I was at a rocking party in the Hollywood Hills, heard a sound over the side of a hill, it was a wild boar, and I went after him. Thats why I have a BIG bruise on my face too in the American Idol-Poser Boy Video. I'll have to post my Nobody For President video soon.

Have Fun
www.caneman.tv
 
How does this guy even hold an ATP? What kind of idiot would sign off such a douch bag for his ratings? Like Dubya said, I just woke up out of vegetative state from watching that video. This guy has got some awesome crack, and I want some!
 
I Am Caneman

Its EASY for me to have an ATP...IM PROFESSIONAL IN THE JET AND ON STAGE >>>>

For all the guys, lets see..I have an ATP 14000 hours, 9000 PIC, 6000 PIC Heavy Jet, ASES, Glider-CFI, and F/E. Flying is great and I never planned on quitting. In 2001 Emery Worldwide Airlines locked out all their pilots. They got contractor's (scabs to me) to fly all the freight. They turned in their certificate to the FAA to get out of our ALPA contract (Screw ALPA), changed the name from EWA to Menlo, and sold it to UPS without the pilots. I miss flying but acting and comedy is more fun to me nowdays. In the old days we flew 12 days a month for $130,000 a year. Now the "Stuff and S**t" I see pays only $60,000 a year for jet captain giving 21+ days a month. I can do the math, not my scene. Flying is fun but its a job not My Hobby. A house in the West costs a million dollars now days. After I got laid off from EWA I lost my 6000' sq foot home and all my money. I'm now poor and live in a 23' RV, but I am Happy. Perhaps I will fly a Biz-Jet soon. But only as the rich guy in the back.

As far as the "Captain Caneman DC8" video..NO FARs were broken. One guys says its not MIA. True, the video is two different trips. The landing was on a short 6000' runway in Europe after a 10 our flight. Its not a hard landing for a DC8, and the GPWS went off because I HAD TO plant it on the numbers for a short field landing. You can here just a few seconds after touchdown 3000' remaining. As far as the gear down at 1000 feet. Thats OK for me. I like to go power idle at top of descent, glide down to 1500' then spool them up for landing without touching the power during the descent. And make all the profiles and speed restrictions on the approach.

I may be a "wierd-stupid-loose-crazy guy" in the videos, BUT when Im flying I always make sure to stay within the FARs and "Saftey is Number One" Im Not A Fool. Just a Comic.....

Oh, And I was Chief Pilot of 2 airlines and Check Airman. Quack how about I give you a 401 ride in that regional jet?

Look at other videos on my site and please sign my guest book.

Take Care ALL You ALLS..
www.caneman.tv

Here is my audition for American Idol
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=56368982207266085
 
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I love the fact that you don't take crap from people on here. All your flight time and experience makes them look plum silly when they try to tell you you're a disgrace to the inductry etc etc. I'm a low time regional guy myself, but you don't hear me on here bashing you. Keep on settin'em straight!
 
Hey Caneman:

Fook the stick-up-the-butt perfectionists on here. Your schtick isn't for everyone, but I enjoy it. Don't let the bastards get you down!
 
All I can say, is the DC8 landing wasn't bad.. In fact prob. better than normal. How many F**Ks on here have flown one??? Prob. few besides the UPS guys. I've got about 4k hours on them, and well...pretty much a normal landing on one. In fact the old timers, if You didn't plant it on the number and rock their world woud chew your butt off. If you also listen I believe #4 and #2 reverse didnt' come in. Which with an 8 is pretty much normal. So ya basically gotta have in the back of your mind, 2 or reversers not gonna come in on any landing.


Canemane,, I didn't fly with ya, but I was with Arrow for a number of years and prob. flew with most of the crews with ya.....no prob. with what ya did...in fact tell Lee a hello..
 
Quack said:
How does this guy even hold an ATP? What kind of idiot would sign off such a douch bag for his ratings? Like Dubya said, I just woke up out of vegetative state from watching that video. This guy has got some awesome crack, and I want some!
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you got 2000 hours of sic time and now you are some kind of judgment god? Hahahahahaha.
 
caneman

always be yourself, over 50% of they guys i fly with are as goofy as you and that makes it fun and we follow the FAR's. but u gotta have fun or all it ends up being is work.
 
I bet CA Caneman was never a slam-'n-clicker on his overnights! Musta been a wild time in some of those 3rd world hick bars!!
 
Not A Slam And Clicker

I was NEVER a slam and clicker, you've got that right. The storys guys would tell you about me on overnights would have you busting up. Lets see, like the time I drank a bit too much, and had to have the cab driver in Mexico pull over so I could hearl. :puke: and it was raining, and I made the rest of my crew salute me outside the cab while I was herling. :puke: then they carried me into my room. And boy they were surprised when I beat them down to the breakfast buffet..Not to mention that I was spanking this girl in the "club" that night and she was pissed, but the manager told her off and said she should let me have a good time since I was buying rounds for everyone. And I have 25 years of stories I'll save for the party we can have one day...
:beer: this should be tequila :smash:

CM
 
Seriously Canman, you rock. Some of the people on this site are just A**holes. I enjoyed your site and videos and you obviously have a flair for film making.

Keep up the good work.
 
I love how the people on this website that bash you hide behind a screen name while you give it right back to them letting everyone know who you are. You certainly have my respect and I like your work.
 
Dubya said:
My IQ drops 73 points every time I watch one of these. Its getting so low that I may have to have reminders to blink..and breathe. Ans a;d jtjiois llliss thislg alaogmordim lgoao alll ggiglagolaog lalir.

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Now that there's funny...I don't care who ya are.
 

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