Budweiser Presents...Real Men of Genius

[CaptainBrazilia]

Sent to me by a buddy via email. Perhaps you've all seen this, and perhaps not.

Latest Script for Bud's "Real Men of Genius" radio ads:

Narrator: Budweiser presents...Real Men of Genius
Cheezy Male Vocalist: Reeeeal Men of Geeeeeniuuuuuus

Today we salute you, Mr. Night Flyin' Cargo Pilot!
Mister Night Flyin Cargo Piiiiiiilot!!"

Armed with only a spitcup and a stale bag of Cheetos, you charge off into conditions most sane pilots would never venture into...
Bring on the liiightning!!

Wearing the same clothes as the day before, and the day before, your sole purpose in life is to get those cancelled checks to their destination, in a corroded bucket of bolts that some call.....an airplane.
Doooes that heap really flyyyyy?

As you stumble out to the far corner of the airport with one eye open to mount your trustee steed, know this Mr. Night Flying Cargo Pilot: If you weren't wearing those clothes, or flying that plane, and if we didn't think our friends might see us, we really would salute you.
Mister Night Flyin' Cargo Piiiiiiiiiiiilot...

<Always drink in moderation before you fly>
<Anheiser Busch, St. Louis, MO>