Briefing humor?

[mudkow60]

Anyone have some humor I can add to a NATOPS brief? I feel like everyone (including myself) is getting tired of the same old brief.


Things like "... we will get our stories straight and contact ground." if we have to life into a hover for some reason without clearance.

Or, for inadvertant IMC is encountered, "we'll make sure all the MAGIC is on".

Crap like that that makes folks laugh, and therefore listen.

 

[Kaman]

Hello,

When I was a crewman on the SH-2F, one of the NATOPS brief items was "Naval Intelligence"... We always used to quip, "We'll try to use some". And, aboard the carrier later on it was, "OK, who got the bag nasties?"

Regards,

ex-Navy Rotorhead