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Fly2Scuba

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"Everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame Canada, their not even a real country anyway."...
On a recent trip that had an overnight in Toronto, my crew had to switch FAs on the flight to Canada and back because the first FA told us that she had a record for bad check writing here in the states, and according to her the Canadian government as of recently won't allow her into the "country", unless she shells out $250 and becomes a Canadian citizen. Aye, that's great. While every terrorist group uses Canada as their North American chalet, the moronic/greedy government is after Susey homemaker. Novel idea, make criminals become citizens to enter your "country". Plus at one point in my life I had to shell out $40 for an FCC Radio something another so I could compentantly operate radios north of the border. If I had instead invested that $40 or drank a bunch of beer....Also Canada made news recently when Conan O'Brian and his insult dog justifiably and humorsly ripped on the French sepparist. Many were deeply offended; can't take a joke aye? In addition, I remember walking in Quebec City last year, and seeing a Bush is s Nazi plastered all over a wall. Thanks socialist leftist freaks. Wasn't that the same city where looting broke out when the blackouts in the Northeast hit? Gee I don't recall any reported looting in the states. Personally I like Dennis Miller's idea, we should just buy Canada and Mexico. Fire up the sewing machines, and add 2 more stars to the flag. By the way, if you happen to be Canadian and your offended, then to bad!
 
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Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault
It's Canadas fault!
 
skyking1976 said:
Drink much when you post there, buddy?

Why yes, 3 Carlsberg's so far, if you don't mind me buttin in.
 
actually, the cash does not buy you a Canadian passport...

it covers administrative fees to do a backround check, which you still could not pass, and be denied entry.

but the post was funny none the less....
 
Fly2Scuba and CrashProof, if you're drink while you post you have joined an exclusive club...as for Canada...i understand that the 52nd parallel is the longest undisputed border in the world...i think its time we start disputing...and if you all are wondering if i'm drunk or not...you can bet your sweet @$$es i am...and what pisses me off even more is the controllers in Buffalo/Niagra, they sound like canucks and they're american...anyone else see a problem with that?:eek:
 
good beer, but i hate hockey...
 
Jelly doughnut?

Take off you hosers.

Jmmccutc....are you as think as I drunk you are?

I say we start living up to the worlds opinion of the U.S., Imperialist agressors. Canada, Mexico, Cuba, this whole hemisphere should be ours!! South America, Antarctica, then on to Australia, Africa, India, Japan!! World domination!!

muahhahahahaha muahhahahahahahahah muahahahahahaha
muahahahahahah muahhhahahahahahahahahah!
Blitzkrieg!

W :D (The "G" meister, with the tilted brim, hockey rules dammit)
 
Ooooh. Going to the US is no picnic these days either, beginning with the reception by Customs and Immigration and continuing with the general xenophobia elsewhere. :eek:
 
How about we talk about Rosarito Beach in Mexico since it is much better than a cold country... Very very easy commute from San Diego and was recently named super hot spot by Playboy. I lost track on how many times I have been there. SDSU, UCSD, USC, eye candy there that never gets old.:D


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You mean Canada's an independent country???? And to think, all this time I thought it was one of our national parks like Yellowstone and Yosemite...... :)
 
13 for 20, any one else try that? it's actually not that bad, rather interesting questions...
 
Hehe funny test - got 16 - no idea how I did it.....
 
13 was said to be average for a student...i guess i'm right on track then, gotts boost that score once i get out int he real world though...
 
Hey, don't make fun of Canada! We have given the world many wonderful things, including:
- Hockey
- Jim Carrey and Mike Meyers
- The StarWars Kid
- Pamela Anderson
- Alex Trebeck
- Poutine
- Good donuts
- Beer that actually has alcohol in it
- The CRJ
- Brian Adams
etc etc

:)
 
17 out of 20......... I like how it insults you by saying you should feel isolated in a country full of dumb Americans or something to that effect. I can't say I hate Canada because Toronto has offered some of the finest women I've ever had the pleasure of "meeting". But that doesn't mean that I'm giving up my Krispy Kremes for some Canuk Tim Hortons anytime soon either.
God Bless America..............
 
350DRIVER said:
How about we talk about Rosarito Beach in Mexico since it is much better than a cold country...

Have you ever been to a Canadian strip club? It's mighty warm in there! Brass Rail, anyone?

SK:cool:
 

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