ASA reaches a Deal

[HarryParatestes]

I heard ASA Pilots and Management reached a deal but Chuck Norris blocked it. LMAO

 

[IFLYASA]

Leonard could block this deal from a ricochet of an updated QRH.

 

[FmrFreightDog]

Leonard could block this deal from a ricochet of an updated QRH.

Except that he would have to take time out of his "creeping around the hallways following any female flight attendant whose legs are thinner than tree trunks" and "scowling and cursing at pilots who dare ask for a revision that wasn't put in their mailbox in the first place" schedule. He is, after all, a very busy man. In between performing his actual "duties" (and I use that term lightly) he has to find time to wander around the musty basement we call "the crew area" ripping down any and all ALPA material he might come across.

I just hope I'm not there the day he gets on the employee bus with a shotgun and a pistol.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Leonard is one freaky dude. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a collection of roadkill in his garage or basement.

 

[79%N1]

I heard ASA Pilots and Management reached a deal but Chuck Norris blocked it. LMAO

Douch Bag!

 

[Jmoney]

Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris is so tough-

he brushes his teeth with a chainsaw!

 

[BigPappa]

He's a lot tougher than that! To prove so you should watch his new video soon on youtube where Chuck Norris uses two rocket propelled roller-skates to accelerate to V1, lose one roller-skate then accelerate to V2 and climb until 1000' AGL where he takes a dump and then wipes his rear with exploding dynamite which then would kill 100% of all germs instead of products used for similar purpose which only kill 99.9 % of all germs. Now that is tough!

 

[JettBoii]

Chuck would hand your a@# for making that too long winded.

 

[BigPappa]

You can't tell Chuck what to do

 

[79%N1]

Can we just retitle this thread Chuck Norris for all you Chuck Norris H*m*s?!

 

[BigPappa]

79% is still recovering from his breakup from Chuck Norris. Still sore are ya!

 

[79%N1]

Yea, like all you homos

 

[SuperPilot]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

[BIGGOAT]

Who would you put your money on; Chuck Norris or a team of little Ditkas.

Goat

 

[Muff-N-Man]

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just the Islands.

 

[Jmoney]

Totally!

Who would you put your money on; Chuck Norris or a team of little Ditkas.

Goat

I would totally put my bucks on Chuck Norris! He would give all the Ditkas "purple nurples" and would drop every last one with a huge roundhouse kick. Ol Chuck wouldn't stop until each and every Ditka got their very own "around the world wedgie."

-Chuck Norris is so tough, he exfoliates with a belt sander!