ASA pilot woes

[Uncle Bunkle]

So I heard today that an FO for ASA was in the lav when the plane landed at ATL this morning. Words like 'diarrhea' and 'speckle-pants' were used frequently. Anybody hear about this? I can't imagine walking thru the terminal with wet, soupy, swamp-ass pants after a losing battle on the airplane crapper.

 

[Smacktard]

So I heard today that an FO for ASA was in the lav when the plane landed at ATL this morning. Words like 'diarrhea' and 'speckle-pants' were used frequently. Anybody hear about this? I can't imagine walking thru the terminal with wet, soupy, swamp-ass pants after a losing battle on the airplane crapper.

And the hits keep coming. Surely this guy will be at the midnight cleanup!

 

[Puck Mugger]

Sounds like a good ol' fashioned G & L fart.

You know....

Gamble and Lose.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Those that have, and those that will....I'm afraid it's just a matter of time before all of us have to make a run for the crapper.

 

[SPDBRD747400]

He must have done the Leon, Mexico overnight! I was sick for two weeks after that lovely trip...Give that flight to Shuttle Crap! (Or Mercury..whatever).

 

[Plainsman]

Had to be dysentery picked up in the cockpit from the lack of proper wipes. Hope they did a rif. See there penny pinching is already costing us in safety. If they only had the good alchol wipes this all could be avoided.

 

[ToiletDuck]

Yup.... I've heard it all.

 

[wms]

He'll be audited for the portion of the flight he was out of the cockpit.

 

[701EV]

Hey Puck,

Now that was pretty dam funny. G&L

701EV

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

I was hoping somebody here would know this guy.

 

[HarryParatestes]

It was me. I'd actually been banging this one flight attendant and word got to the others I'd been laying pipe to. Well, needless to say someone put the ole visine in my coffee. I was spraying fecal matter everywhere for days. I've been dehydrated now for a week. It was very embarassing and I've learned my lesson, don't go banging the Stew's baby.

 

[CFI2766]

So I heard today that an FO for ASA was in the lav when the plane landed at ATL this morning. Words like 'diarrhea' and 'speckle-pants' were used frequently. Anybody hear about this? I can't imagine walking thru the terminal with wet, soupy, swamp-ass pants after a losing battle on the airplane crapper.

IF so, that's a mandatory NTSB report.

And, constant abuse from every pilot that finds out about the 'incident'.

 

[Tim47SIP]

It was me. I'd actually been banging this one flight attendant and word got to the others I'd been laying pipe to. Well, needless to say someone put the ole visine in my coffee. I was spraying fecal matter everywhere for days. I've been dehydrated now for a week. It was very embarassing and I've learned my lesson, don't go banging the Stew's baby.

Try a female FA next time!:beer:

 

[JettBoii]

Must have been the greasy patty melt at the waffle house....does it every time.

 

[HarryParatestes]

Try a female FA next time!:beer:

Good one Timmy.

 

[whatitdoing?]

There was a CA at ASA many years ago that came into DFW and crapped his pants on short final. The FO said it shot up the back of his shirt.......nice.

 

[SBD]

There was a CA at ASA many years ago that came into DFW and crapped his pants on short final. The FO said it shot up the back of his shirt.......nice.

Your avatar disturbs me.

 

[whatitdoing?]

Hey, who hasn't had that happen to them!! Fat girls need love too!! I just about pissed myself when I saw that......