ASA Man Law

[Stifler's Mom]

I would like to propose a Man Law for the ASA Crew Lounge.

I hope to God I never walk into the Crew Lounge in C Concourse again and find "Little House on the Prairie" playing on the TV while there is a college football game (or pro for that matter) being televised on another channel. Not only was "Little House" on TV, some of you guys were actually watching it.

I was completely appalled and for a moment I thought I had walked into the FA lounge.

 

[wms]

And how about no more effeminate reading material in the cockpit unless you're a female.

 

[Oakum_Boy]

Nothing wrong with a little Outhouse on the Prairie.

 

[FishandFly]

And how about no more effeminate reading material in the cockpit unless you're a female.

Thanks for mentioning that. Last week we were boarded up when I noticed that two chick magazines were in the qrh holder for all the passengers to see. I have thick skin, but don't want the passengers to think I read cosmo and star magazine.

 

[Jmoney]

Man Law!

Total Man Law!

LHOTP should have been banned from the airwaves in like 1988. Who the hell still watches that anyway? The FA louge usually has something better on than that!

I also vote for a Man Law about the Cosmo, Star, Elle, Glamour and so forth and so on.... The really sad part here is when you look in the can and recognize the people who were on that plane all day-and realize that not a one was a female!
-WOW!

 

[14RF SUX]

And if you find an "O" magazine on board we should be able to defer the entire aircraft.

14RF SUX

 

[Poppa Hodax]

Fight back.
http://tinyurl.com/32n6dv
http://tinyurl.com/yoa83x

 

[buscap]

Hey man....Mrs. Olsen is HOT!!!!!!!

 

[701EV]

Stif,

I second your Man Law proposal

701EV

 

[Tomct]

I would like to propose a Man Law for the ASA Crew Lounge.

I hope to God I never walk into the Crew Lounge in C Concourse again and find "Little House on the Prairie" playing on the TV while there is a college football game (or pro for that matter) being televised on another channel. Not only was "Little House" on TV, some of you guys were actually watching it.

I was completely appalled and for a moment I thought I had walked into the FA lounge.

Was BL, CT and SH sitting there holding hands and crying like little B!tches?:laugh:

 

[rightseatjocky]

I have always said, the Military channel rules.. nothing like watching things geting killed.. woohoo

 

[atlcrashpad]

Man dat Laura Ingalls Wilder is Supa Fine...... I bet the female hygiene wuz sumptin to desire back den....... Bouyyyyyyyy........

 

[CFI2766]

And how about no more effeminate reading material in the cockpit unless you're a female.

With all due respect to the topic at hand, there is often more skin in the Cosmo/Redbook/BS estrogen mag of choice than in anything that Heffner or Flynt put out. As well, most of the articles are far more graphic than any cheap novel. Good stuff.

Addendum to man law: once used for their only appropriate purpose, said reading material MUST be removed from the cockpit. And placed in the lav.

Agree on the Little House thing, though. There was a good chance I could see Michigan lose again this weekend, but some group of testosterone challenged dorks were busy watching Discovery channel special on the Kennedy killing conspiracy.

 

[OPECJet]

So what's the penalty?

Does an RJ fall on your head?

 

[rightseatjocky]

Flogging for stupidity.. and banned to the fa's room. My vote

 

[EatinRamen]

What if there is nothing better left behind by passengers? I'd rather read Cosmo than nothing at all.

 

[TOOL CRIB]

What if there is nothing better left behind by passengers? I'd rather read Cosmo than nothing at all.

No no, you don't "read" Cosmo, you look at the pictures

 

[CFI2766]

No no, you don't "read" Cosmo, you look at the pictures

See, that's what I'm saying. Lotsa kick@ss things to see there. Nice.

 

[yournextFO]

If you want to watch football, go to the rampers break room! Of course, it'll be standing room only...

 

[35khighpjc]

If you want to watch football, go to the rampers break room! Of course, it'll be standing room only...

Now now now, as a former ramper, we watched more quality programming than just football...sadly it was Blind Date, Elimidate, 5th Wheel, Tour De France *sigh* god bless sports when they were on.

-Paul