ASA Christmas song

[John Pennekamp]

Dashing through the snow
In a 50 seat RJ
To White Plains we go
.70 all the way
Flight Control calls up
Over Delta Radio
What fun it is to get extended for another day,
Hey!

Jingle Bells, Leonard smells, nobody got paid
Oh what fun, it is to sit around the airport all day
Jingle Bells, deferral hell, duct tape everyplace
Oh what fun, it is to work at the airline ASA!

Uncle Rico came
To straighten out this place
He talks a good game
With that mustache on his face
We should trust him not
Been lied to many times
We've seen them come and go so much they always act the same
Hey!

[chorus]

Delta passed a law
We must all act the same
We must all make good PAs
And not mention our name
Well we don't give a darn
Cause we don't work for you
If you want me to act like I'm Delta, you must pay me to
Hey!

[chorus]

 

[Airline Driver]

Do you need a lead guitarist? If you do I'm in!!

 

[IFLYASA]

That's good stuff!!

 

[USCtrojan]

Do you need a lead guitarist? If you do I'm in!!

Can I nominate Skynation as a groupie?

Trojan

 

[Jmoney]

Groupie?

Can I nominate Skynation as a groupie?

Trojan

If by "groupie" you mean complete toolbag, KoolAid chugging backstabbing festering sore on the spinchter muscle of humanity, then yes-Skynation is definitely a "groupie!"

-What a Turd!

 

[rightseatjocky]

I really love the part where uncle rico is coming to save ASA. That sphinkter licking porn star is going to be a kool aid Skyworst goober that is going to bow down to them and we are going to be screwed.
John,
Loved the poem, got another for directly for the porn star? I would love to hear that one.

 

[AugerPtrol]

Dashing through the snow
In a 50 seat RJ
To White Plains we go
.70 all the way
Flight Control calls up
Over Delta Radio
What fun it is to get extended for another day,
Hey!

Jingle Bells, Leonard smells, nobody got paid
Oh what fun, it is to sit around the airport all day
Jingle Bells, deferral hell, duct tape everyplace
Oh what fun, it is to work at the airline ASA!

Uncle Rico came
To straighten out this place
He talks a good game
With that mustache on his face
We should trust him not
Been lied to many times
We've seen them come and go so much they always act the same
Hey!

[chorus]

Delta passed a law
We must all act the same
We must all make good PAs
And not mention our name
Well we don't give a darn
Cause we don't work for you
If you want me to act like I'm Delta, you must pay me to
Hey!

[chorus]

You are a miserable dweeb.

 

[Dubya]

If by "groupie" you mean complete toolbag, KoolAid chugging backstabbing festering sore on the spinchter muscle of humanity, then yes-Skynation is definitely a "groupie!"

-What a Turd!

I love how highly educated professionals that can't spell come here to name call and pass judgement on people they don't know. Classy.

W

 

[doh]

I love how highly educated professionals that can't spell come here to name call and pass judgement on people they don't know. Classy.

W

Classy? This is flightinfo baby! We don't need no stinkin' classy! edit: And Skynation is kind of a tool!

 

[Tarzan]

I love how highly educated professionals that can't spell, come here to name call and pass judgment on people they don't know. Classy.

W

Hello Pot! This is Kettle!