AMF accidents

[amfteamster]

A buddy of mine was asking about AMF and I couldn't remember how many fatal accidents they have had recently.

I remember they had 3 in a 12 month span a few years back, but couldn't remember how many they have had recently. Anyone know?

 

[barnyard]

Another well-intended, useful post from AMFTeamster.

 

[big_al]

I really have no idea, but barnyard, you have the best avatar, ever

 

[DeathPencil]

don't say that... you'll make someone whine.

 

[ksu_aviator]

I think if he really wanted the info he would have just gone to the NTSB website and looked it up. What is the real reason for this post?

 

[AZaviator]

What is the real reason for this post?

I think its a cry for some Chuck Norris Facts.

Count from one to ten. That is how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you, 47 times.

 

[DirtyBeech]

Here's a few more:

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

 

[citabriapilot]

Most people check their closet for the Boogey Man, the Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Some people are afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of...you guessed it...Chuck Norris.

Here's a great video featuring Chuck Norris:

http://media.putfile.com/ultimateshowdown

 

[EatSleepFly]

Ratings: LR35, emb120, B1900

Hmm. A "LR 35" type rating, huh? That's unique...


"Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club."

"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down."

 

[Hootie9750]

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.