dvmthwsvan
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[Peter, Michael, and Samir are chatting as they hang around the printer]
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Comair.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Comair because that question is bull*hit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no Mesa pilots, because no one would sleep on plywood if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
[Master Caution starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "EFIS COMP MON"? What the **** does that mean?
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Comair.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Comair because that question is bull*hit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no Mesa pilots, because no one would sleep on plywood if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
[Master Caution starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "EFIS COMP MON"? What the **** does that mean?