Air France

[Prop2Jet]

Just sucks! Rude, not helpful and plain old well....sucky. I will never fly them again.

 

[HarryParatestes]

I had jus the opposite happen. I was upgraded from cattle to business class and the staff was so friendly. First time on Air France and I was amazed. Maybe it was jst that flight.

 

[Turtlesfly]

And Air France must have the dirtiest fleet of aircraft in the sky.

 

[acaTerry]

And Air France must have the dirtiest fleet of aircraft in the sky.

You haven't flown Mesa? Forehead grease 1/8 inch thick on the windows, shoeprints all over the bulkheads, black-stained seats, 3 years worth of dried sticky pee in the lav (GROSS!), and "that Mesa smell" throughout the cabin...kind of like SWA 737s but not so light.

 

[dojetdriver]

Just sucks! Rude, not helpful and plain old well....sucky. I will never fly them again.

Come on, they are French. What did you expect?

 

[wmuflyguy]

You haven't flown Mesa? Forehead grease 1/8 inch thick on the windows, shoeprints all over the bulkheads, black-stained seats, 3 years worth of dried sticky pee in the lav (GROSS!), and "that Mesa smell" throughout the cabin...kind of like SWA 737s but not so light.

That is funny sh@#. They are just greyhound busses with wings.

 

[suupah]

Just sucks! Rude, not helpful and plain old well....sucky. I will never fly them again.

I hear colgan is getting mod 6969 wing tip tanks added to extend the range of the sf340 for direct service from beckley to paris. you can ride them next time.

 

[flyboyike]

I hear colgan is getting mod 6969 wing tip tanks added to extend the range of the sf340 for direct service from beckley to paris. you can ride them next time.

They are also installing in-flight refuelling systems on them and buying a few seriously decrepit KC-135s.

 

[Prop2Jet]

Both trips to and from sucked. Although the return the staff was really nice.
maybe it was just a fluke.

 

[Turtlesfly]

You haven't flown Mesa? Forehead grease 1/8 inch thick on the windows, shoeprints all over the bulkheads, black-stained seats, 3 years worth of dried sticky pee in the lav (GROSS!), and "that Mesa smell" throughout the cabin...kind of like SWA 737s but not so light.

Sorry - I was referring to the outside dirt . . . at least the Mesa planes I've flown on were on the US Airways side and they hide dirt well

 

[OPECJet]

They are also installing in-flight refuelling systems on them and buying a few seriously decrepit KC-135s.

What's the upgrade on the 135s?

 

[fastback]

Camembert, what say you?

 

[HOURBUILDER]

at least you get all you can drink alcohol for free on board and some pillows and cute FAs instea dof the usual pay to drink and FA over 60.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Please, book your flight at NWA/KLM next time, better serive, better looking chicks (KLM that is -- sorry my dear NWA brothers), and.... English speaking crew!

 

[Camembert]

Camembert, what say you?

Air France is the best airline in the world and should be a role model to Delta. Unfortunately our planes are white and get dirty easily when flying through the smog of American cities. The smell inside comes from American tourists. Our flight attendants are in their twenties, hot and like to give free boose to every passenger. You can expect the same kind of service on Express Jet when they start flying as a regional for our upcoming USA flights:

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0991236/M/

As a reminder we are hiring, so do not hesitate to send your resume and come to work for the best. You cannot be prouder than to be flying for Air France.

Camembert

 

[Flyingdutchman]

you gotta be ********************ting me. Don't let the door hit you on your way out if you don't like it over here dude

 

[Lollie]

Hey, be careful what you say.....

you gotta be ********************ting me. Don't let the door hit you on your way out if you don't like it over here dude

My lover's French(but don't tell my husband).

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I bet you my accent is hotter then his. Send me your pictures and well go from there. (dont tell my gf -- she is american)

 

[John Pennekamp]

Air France is the best airline in the world and should be a role model to Delta. Unfortunately our planes are white and get dirty easily when flying through the smog of American cities. The smell inside comes from American tourists. Our flight attendants are in their twenties, hot and like to give free boose to every passenger. You can expect the same kind of service on Express Jet when they start flying as a regional for our upcoming USA flights:

http://www.airliners.net/open.file/0991236/M/

As a reminder we are hiring, so do not hesitate to send your resume and come to work for the best. You cannot be prouder than to be flying for Air France.

Camembert

That's some funny mairde.

 

[Lav Service]

Originally posted by CAMEMBERT: As a reminder we are hiring, so do not hesitate to send your resume and come to work for the best. You cannot be prouder than to be flying for Air France.

Well...the only problem with Air France is your fancy French (Airbus) autopilot automatically turns the airplane around at the slightest hint of conflict ahead. Then dispatch calls you and (in the prissy way only the French can) complains about the decision you made (hey, sure you didn't have a choice, but heck they're the French, they have at least pretend people still give a sh!t what they think).

 

[John Pennekamp]

Seen on ebay today: used French military rifles. Never fired, dropped once.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Roflmao

 

[Paris]

Not Seen on EBAY today:

Those Iraqi WMDs

 

[John Pennekamp]

And need I remind you, Paris and Camembert (who would name themselves after a stinky, moldy, soft cheese, anyway?), if it weren't for us nasty Americans, you would be speaking German. Sprecken se Deutsch?

 

[Flyingdutchman]

ein bischen. du has recht.. or whatever it's called, I didn't pay to much attention during German classes back in High School.

 

[Camembert]

And need I remind you, Paris and Camembert (who would name themselves after a stinky, moldy, soft cheese, anyway?), if it weren't for us nasty Americans, you would be speaking German. Sprecken se Deutsch?

And if it weren't for the French, you would still have that bloody british accent. Thanks for playing and do not forget to send your resume. Everyone knows that Airbus is better than Boeing.

Camembert

 

[Flyingdutchman]

you crack me up dude. I bet your just some redneck somewhere in VA.. there is no way your for real.

Just wait till KLM pilots start flying your airplanes out of CDG. I can see it right now, All those American pilots working for KLM, flying out of CDG, that would make my day.

How do you feel about the current KLM UK / KLM mainline deal ? and their issues? When are you guys going to hire non french/ non french speaking citizens? somewhere before or after the year 2065?

 

[737 Pylt]

And if it weren't for the French, you would still have that bloody british accent. Thanks for playing and do not forget to send your resume. Everyone knows that Airbus is better than Boeing.

Camembert

And everyone knows that Charles De Gaulle was a gutless coward....Where was he anyway?? Oh yeah, hiding in a bunker!
How goes the surrender practice?
737

 

[Paris]

Charles De Gaulle:
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Commissioned as a second lieutenant, de Gaulle joined an infantry regiment in 1913. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In WWI,de Gaulle was wounded twice in the first few months of the conflict. Promoted to the rank of captain in February, 1915, de Gaulle fought at Verdun where he was wounded again and on 2nd March, 1916 was captured by the German Army. Over the next 32 months he was held in several prisoner of war camps and made five unsuccessful attempts to escape. After the Armstice de Gaulle was assigned to a Polish division being formed in France where he served. He fought against the Red Army during the Civil War and won Poland's highest military decoration, Virtuti Militari.[/FONT]

George W Bush:
February 1968: Bush takes an Air Force officers test. Scores in 25th percentile in the pilot aptitude portion.Declares that he does not wish to serve overseas. November 7, 1970: Promoted to first lieutenant. Rejected by University of Texas School of Law. May 26, 1972: Transfers to Alabama Guard unit so he can work on Senator William Blount's reelection campaign. According to his commanding officer, Bush never shows up for duty while in Alabama, nor can anyone confirm he ever serves in the Guard again. August 1972: Bush is grounded for missing a mandatory physical. October 1, 1973:
The Air National Guard relieves Bush from commitment eight months early, allowing him to attend Harvard Business School.

How goes the Iraqi democratic process.

 

[Lav Service]

Originally posted by Paris: How goes the Iraqi democratic process.

First, in the US when we ask a question (even when its rhetorical) we put a ? at the end of it.

Second, to answer your question. I'd say it is going......about as well as you apparently treat Muslims in your own shining beacon of a democratic society. Got the fires put out yet?

(again, notice the question mark...BTW this was a rhetorical question. I'm not actually intrested in your answer.)