Just got it today:
"Attention warriors: We have embarked on a policy of scorched earth! We have implemented a full surrender to SWA for a 50% per share premium. Warrior code stipulates that if you can walk away from the airline industry with money you have done better than 99% of investors. So we took the money.
You may have recently received your CBA in the mail. In 2011 we plan to ignore as much of that as possible in hopes that the surrender is finalized before a grievance process can be completed. Look forward to the second half of your bonus in April... Remember you took the money.
Our future fleet plan is to give all our deliveries to SWA.
Our new company strategy is to pray to god that this deal closes. Bob has been dispatched to Egypt in hopes of working a peace deal that wont raise oil prices. He is ready to dig a new Suez canal if necessary. He has a lot of money riding on this one.
Plan on another crap year warriors. Your management team that spent the last 20 years kicking you in the balls will be leaving soon. We will be replaced by a bunch of SWA pilots who will remind you on a daily basis how lucky you are. Some will do this by saying it to your face. Others will take a dump in your suitcase during cruise flight because they slid up or down 50 numbers on an 8000 person list."
Ours sounds just like yours! Looking forward to another 34 years!
This message has been posted by Crash Pad LLC. Who is not a member of either pilot group and certainly does not have any dog in the fight. Crash Pad LLC. is not a bargaining agent of Airtran, Airtran pilots, or ALPA.
"Attention warriors: We have embarked on a policy of scorched earth! We have implemented a full surrender to SWA for a 50% per share premium. Warrior code stipulates that if you can walk away from the airline industry with money you have done better than 99% of investors. So we took the money.
You may have recently received your CBA in the mail. In 2011 we plan to ignore as much of that as possible in hopes that the surrender is finalized before a grievance process can be completed. Look forward to the second half of your bonus in April... Remember you took the money.
Our future fleet plan is to give all our deliveries to SWA.
Our new company strategy is to pray to god that this deal closes. Bob has been dispatched to Egypt in hopes of working a peace deal that wont raise oil prices. He is ready to dig a new Suez canal if necessary. He has a lot of money riding on this one.
Plan on another crap year warriors. Your management team that spent the last 20 years kicking you in the balls will be leaving soon. We will be replaced by a bunch of SWA pilots who will remind you on a daily basis how lucky you are. Some will do this by saying it to your face. Others will take a dump in your suitcase during cruise flight because they slid up or down 50 numbers on an 8000 person list."
Ours sounds just like yours! Looking forward to another 34 years!
This message has been posted by Crash Pad LLC. Who is not a member of either pilot group and certainly does not have any dog in the fight. Crash Pad LLC. is not a bargaining agent of Airtran, Airtran pilots, or ALPA.