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AngelKing

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Subject:FAA NPRM
Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (NPRM)
Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c)

Section I - No pilot or pilots, or persons or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots, may try to, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.

Section II - If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regualtions, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

Section III - Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regualtions in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

Section IV - The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.


AK
 
New? Sorry, This version has been around a while. I read the same "quote" between 10 and 20 years ago. But, humorus the same.
 
The joke is that it is a NPRM. Therefore it is new, no matter how old the joke.

How dare you present us with an old joke AK!!!!
 

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