A Few Simple Rules

[3GRNDWN]

you forgot

1) Don't set your girlfriends house on fire when her husband is sleeping upstairs.
2) Don't ram the hotel van with your car when you find out your not the only love interest.
3) Don't lose your clothes when you get busy with a hot F/A and then hide in some dudes truck. (this will never happen at ASA since we don't hire hot F/A's, only 4G's)

Ghetto, granny, gay, and . . . gargantuan? I can never remember the 4th G.

 

[Flyprdu]

Never put salt in your eyes.

 

[NotTooBad]

you forgot

1) Don't set your girlfriends house on fire when her husband is sleeping upstairs.
2) Don't ram the hotel van with your car when you find out your not the only love interest.
3) Don't lose your clothes when you get busy with a hot F/A and then hide in some dudes truck. (this will never happen at ASA since we don't hire hot F/A's, only 4G's)

#1 was found not guilty on all accounts.


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[Clutch]

#1 was found not guilty on all accounts.


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And #2 wasn't really a crazy girlfriend/wife out for revenge.

 

[COOPERVANE]

And don't go crazy and bust out windshields in a parking lot

Don't sell stolen headsets marked "property of ASA" on eBay EVEN IF you were an intern.