A Few Simple Rules

[sunlitpath]

If any of you guys are unhappy with your lives or mad at your girlfriends or wives, here are a few rules you should always follow:

1) Don't kill anyone or assault anyone. The situation will only get worse, and you will leave a horrible legacy for your family and friends.

2) Don't steal an aircraft and act like an erratic corn flake. If you are a pilot, you have spent your life avoiding harm to the airplane and to other people; it's antithetical to your entire existence thus far.

3) Don't get drunk and drive or fly anything, ever, not even once, don't even think about it, ever, not even once.

While these rules seem quite obvious and congruent to the overwhelming majority of readers, I think recent history dictates a brief review.

 

[labbats]

Also, don't forget to breathe. After you breathe in don't forget to breathe out.

 

[Traderd]

If any of you guys are unhappy with your lives or mad at your girlfriends or wives, here are a few rules you should always follow:

1) Don't kill anyone or assault anyone. The situation will only get worse, and you will leave a horrible legacy for your family and friends.

2) Don't steal an aircraft and act like an erratic corn flake. If you are a pilot, you have spent your life avoiding harm to the airplane and to other people; it's antithetical to your entire existence thus far.

3) Don't get drunk and drive or fly anything, ever, not even once, don't even think about it, ever, not even once.

While these rules seem quite obvious and congruent to the overwhelming majority of readers, I think recent history dictates a brief review.

And woodchippers... stay away from woodchippers.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

And whatever you do, save the rant for after the pee break!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

And woodchippers... stay away from woodchippers.

Woodchippers are OK, just don't rent one and clean it too good.

 

[sunlitpath]

I think you guys are on to something. My confidence is slowly being restored.

 

[Clutch]

While these rules seem quite obvious and congruent to the overwhelming majority of readers, I think recent history dictates a brief review.

More like excessive.

 

[trip]

In related news you can now pick up packets of Tabasco @ Greek Souvlakis in SLC.
Makes everything better

 

[ASApuppy]

you forgot

1) Don't set your girlfriends house on fire when her husband is sleeping upstairs.
2) Don't ram the hotel van with your car when you find out your not the only love interest.
3) Don't lose your clothes when you get busy with a hot F/A and then hide in some dudes truck. (this will never happen at ASA since we don't hire hot F/A's, only 4G's)

 

[Mud Eagle]

Don't do anything stupid with a firearm and cause knee-jerk reactions that screw the rest of the country's gun owners in the name of 'sensible protection'.