Potty In The Aisle...Mom Won't Let Son Go In Lav

[Long Time Gone]

Heard this on DL Radio this morning during a transmission between a Connection flight inbound to CVG and his Dispatcher. I think it was a Chautauqua flight but I'm not sure. It must have been an ERJ based on the conversation.

Anyway, the FA calls up front and tells the Crew that a Mom decided that her son wasn't allowed to use the lavatory. Since he had to go, she took her son to the back of the plane and had him do his "duty" in the aisle of the back of the plane (hence I'm guessing it was an ERJ).

There wasn't much clarification other than that, but a whole bunch of sarcastic comments and laughter afterwards. First the WTT Grandma(pa) family in PHX, and now this. What's next???

 

[Soverytired]

Do his "duty"?

Like what, kill a communist or something?

 

[belchfire]

Some people's parents...did the flight originate in West Virginia or something?

 

[Long Time Gone]

Do his "duty"?

Like what, kill a communist or something?

Uh, yeh. You obviously don't get it.

 

[Metro752]

Well killing communists ain't a bad duty, but taking a dump in the aisle in the back of an RJ is pretty horrible.

 

[Papa Woody]

A CRJ lav is how I got the clap.

 

[ReverseSensing]

A CRJ lav is how I got the clap.

That's what you get for not waiting until you got to the hotel.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Do his "duty"?

Like what, kill a communist or something?

That's my kind of Duty!! :beer:

 

[AC560]

Back in the good ole days of flying people only defecated on food carts in first class. Sad to see that today just anyone can take a dump on a flight.

 

[701EV]

I wonder if he had an early morning show?

701EV

 

[waka]

Well killing communists ain't a bad duty,

that goes for laissez faire capitalists as well......just as bad as communists

 

[Guam360]

had a drunk pro wrestler take a dump in the back of a Brasilia out of MCO like 8 years ago. yea, right in front of the bench seat back there.

 

[Minimaniac]

Had something similar happen at Republic a few weeks ago...

After a long ground sit in PHL, during which people were allowed to use the lav, the flight is just about ready to depart when a lady says her son needs to use the lav. The plane is rolling up to hold short, so the FA says no, wait about 10 minutes until airborne and through 10,000ft. The lady then tells her son explicitly to go to the back galley and pee there, which he does. Needless to say, there is a lav right in the back galley which the mom could have instructed her son to use. The short of the story is she was greeted by security and did not get the kick in the teeth she deserved.

 

[Ailerongirl]

I had a drunk guy pee on the floor of the EMB120 from ATL-FAY.......he was met by police and hauled off when we landed.

 

[Soverytired]

Uh, yeh. You obviously don't get it.

Lighten up man. I thought it was kinda funny a mom would refer to taking a dump as doing one's "duty".

Maybe she said "doo-dee"?

(Oh no! Not another poop thread on FI!)

 

[Tar Heel]

We picked up an aircraft on a turn once where a mother allowed her daughter to stand up in her seat and urinate into a diaper. Needless to say this poor young child had horrible aim. We delayed the outbound for maintenance to change out seat cushions and belts. Wierd thing was the when the incident occurred they were not below ten and could have used the lav. The customer response to this question was it was much easier to do things "her way." What is wrong with people these days?

 

[Metro752]

that goes for laissez faire capitalists as well......just as bad as communists

Ah well, at least you are enjoying the freedoms afforded to you in the society run by those evil capitalists.

Go suck on a shotgun you commie bastard.

 

[Abernathy]

There was a pax recently here that shat in her hands.

 

[Corbon]

Sounds like the gene pool is running low on chlorine.

 

[11thHour]

On the EMB 145 we had an inop lav for a short - less than one hour - flight. Pax informed ahead of boarding, but still there's always one.

This girl, the F/A said she looked in late teens and therefore should have known better, had to go so bad she was becoming hysterical. So, F/A pulls out one of the plastic bins in the galley, opens a trash bag and lines the thing with it. She closed the galley curtain, and the F/A stood on the outside while this chick watered the bin. Yes, someone was sitting in 1A.