Want some torture with your peanuts?

[kommutrdog]

Unfreaking believable.

Fight the enemy within.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/webl...8/Jul/01/want-some-torture-with-your-peanuts/

A senior government official with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has expressed great interest in a so-called safety bracelet that would serve as a stun device, similar to that of a police Taser®. According to this promotional video found at the Lamperd Less Lethal website, the bracelet would be worn by all airline passengers.​

This bracelet would:​

• take the place of an airline boarding pass​

• contain personal information about the traveler​

• be able to monitor the whereabouts of each passenger and his/her luggage​

• shock the wearer on command, completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes ​

The Electronic ID Bracelet, as it’s referred to as, would be worn by every traveler “until they disembark the flight at their destination.” Yes, you read that correctly. Every airline passenger would be tracked by a government-funded GPS, containing personal, private and confidential information, and that it would shock the customer worse than an electronic dog collar if he/she got out of line?​

 

[sat74]

The age of percieved freedom is upon us! As America keeps dumbing down our fat-arse population, this bracelet will be a no-brainer, along with implantable RFIDs, chipped out passports, national ID cards, etc...! 2008 looks a like 1984!

 

[gcsass]

2008 looks a like 1984!

Does that mean that Van Halen will be touring again with David Lee Roth??

Sorry....couldn't resist:laugh:

 

[NuGuy]

Heyas,

The really cool thing will be when it's discovered that interference from cell phones sets off the shock on the bracelete.

Hilarity ensues.

Nu

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

Could make overnights interesting if they are issued to FA's....

 

[waka]

Washington Times = as good as the National Enquirer.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

David Lee Roth was the best VH frontman.

 

[joe_pilot]

David Lee Roth was the best VH frontman.

Like we covered here a year and a half ago. My how times fly.

Back then gas was much cheaper, Carlin was still around and Hillary was gonna be president.

I guess change isn't all bad.

 

[FR8mastr]

Does that mean that Van Halen will be touring again with David Lee Roth??

Sorry....couldn't resist:laugh:

Well, as a matter of fact he is.

 

[blzr]

David Lee Roth was the best VH frontman.

Dude, Diamond Dave is was a prettyboy. VH grew up in 1985 when they hired Sammy!

 

[blzr]

Can I buy one of those bracelets for my wife and kid?

 

[Dizel8]

Hopefully, we can require them on members of Congress.

Then we can watch live debates, where voters, can decide to shock elected lawmakers, when they feel they get out of line. "Call 1800-U-STUPID1, select option 3 to shock or just send a text message to 87658. Since you pay their salaries, no charges will apply."

Plus, we should also require these on the Lobbyist, then we can keep track of who they go see. "Here is Senator Mucky Sucky from BFE meeting with a lobbyist from Global Indentured Services. Might they be talking about the recent debacle about our southern border and access to cheap labor?"

 

[FBN0223]

Until the current joker that holds the title of President is replaced, we can expect more moronic and intrusive security initiatives.

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

Dude, Diamond Dave is was a prettyboy. VH grew up in 1985 when they hired Sammy!

Perhaps....

and yes Diamond Dave was a pretty boy... but that is what the chicks wanted...

However, VH like most bands have their best years in the beginning.. Then the producers and mass media get a hold of them and the music gets watered down...

Sorry,....... VH 1, Fair Warn and Women Children First were original core sounds... not the bubble gum pop of Van Hagar...

Case in point... Def Leppard... their Pyromania album (can I say that? Album) was classic Def Leppard core sound... fast forward to the Hysteria albums with 'pour some sugar on me'... please... sure the guys were getting blown under stage, but even Joe Elliot regrets going bubble gum pop....

Back to the pretty boy. Reference Robert Plant/LZ. The gig is to have a hard core rockin' sound for the guys with a sex symbol for the chicks... Plant basically wore chick clothes. Fitted shirts with an open chest, long hair and low rise jeans/pants. Same with Diamond Dave... No shirt, long hair, spandex pants and allot of gymnastics... all with the original raw core sound...


The DLR VH was the raw original core sound....

Got lyrics better than this?

Ow, yeah

Oh, oh. Oh!​

La!​

Now, who's that babe with the fabulous shadow-ah?​

Oh oh! A "so what?" scene, but to me it don't matter​

Ow! Her movies get down like you won't find in my hometown​

(Oh, no!) They won't believe it when they​

(Oh, no!) See what they're seein'​

Go see baby now!​

Pictures on the silver screen​

Greatest thing you've ever seen​

Now her name is up in lights​

Everything turns out all right​

Daddy's little sweety after some damn rainbow​

Oh, oh! Got the big deal in the back of a limo, uh hey​

Now show biz is so thrilling​

The camera rolls, she's willing​

(Oh, no!) They won't believe it when they​

(Oh, no!) See what they're seein'​

Go see baby now-ah!​

Hey, you remember when that girl was prom queen? (Oh, wow)​

Take it off! Take it all off!​

Whooo! Ow! Woo! Aw, yeah!​

Woo! Woo! Ow! Yeah!​

Pictures on the silver screen​

Greatest thing you've ever seen​

Now her name is up in lights (Woo!)​

Everything turns out all right​

Now they believe it​

Now that they've seen it​

Go see baby now! Ah, ha-ha!​

Pictures on the silver screen​

Greatest thing you've ever seen​

Now her name is up in lights​

Everything turns out all right​

Lights, camera, action!​

OR

Ow!

(Adlib jungle sounds)​

Ow!​

Ooh yeah!​

Oh yeah!​

You can't get romantic on a subway line​

Conductor don't like it, says, "You're wastin' your time"​

But everybody wants some!​

I want some too​

Everybody wants some!​

Baby, how 'bout you?​

Oh! Oh yeah!​

I took a mobile light, lookin' for a moonbeam. Ow!​

Yeah, ya stand in line ya got lost in a jet stream​

Ooh, everybody wants some!​

I want some too (Oh yeah)​

Everybody wants some!​

How about you?​

Ohhhh yeah​

Ooooh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah​

(Guitar solo)​

Everybody wants some!​

I want some too! Whoa!​

Everybody wants some! Hey, hey!​

How 'bout you?​

Yeah!​

(Adlib jungle sounds)​

Woo! Where'd you get that ********************?​

Oh, yeah​

I like....​

I like the little way the line runs up the back of the stockings​

I've always liked those kind of high heels, too, ya know I...​

No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on​

Yeah, that's it...a little more to the right​

Ow! Hey, hey, hey!​

Everybody wants some!​

I want some too. Whoa!​

Everybody wants some!​

Baby how 'bout you? Yeah!​

Everybody wants some!​

Everybody needs some!​

Everybody wants some!​

Everybody needs some!​

Ah yeah!​

Ahhh yeah!​

Look, I'll pay ya for it, what the fcuk?​

You can have the mass marketed Van Hagar...

 

[flyguy75000]

Don't know how many of you got to see Van HALEN (not to read Van Hagar) this past time around.....but I had been waiting my whole life to see Diamond Dave back with the brothers.....

It was friggin amazing. So much that I went and saw them again when they came back around at the end of this tour. Sammy Hagar, while he is a nice guy, should stick to his "grown up" songs like "I Cant Drive 55, Mas Tequila, and There's only One Way to Rock".
And all his Van Hagar (save 2 or 3 songs) material is garbage too.

If they ever do tour again with Diamond Dave, and your a fan, spend the 50 bucks, drink some beer in the parking lot and go see them. You won't regret it.

Have you seen Junior's grades?

I dropped my pennnnnccilllllllllllll Gimme sumthin to write on, man!