Pax Brief

[JPB]

1 year in the pool, i feel the need to practice the pax brief. In the SWA spirit that is. Don't want to be outclassed by the hilarious FAs.
What is the funniest brief you can come up with?

 

[Andy Neill]

Bob Newhart's rendition of a captain for the Grace L. Furgeson Airline and Storm Door Company addressing the passengers enroute to Hawaii.

See the text of the monologue at:

http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/trav74.htm