Maryland job for chicken lovers

[Flywrite]

http://www.perdue.com/corporate/careers/careers_job_details.asp?link=4&item=3&jobId=8KNK1XGOD4G7KJIAP6SB124200630

Gotta love this job description though...kinda think maybe it wasnt written by a pilot...

Candidate will file flight plan with airport officials. Candiate will obtain weather data and interpret data based on flight plan. Candidate will operate radio equipment aboard airplane. Candidate will make reflight and inflight tests to ensure safety of flight. Candidate will maintain and repair or order repairs of aircraft.


Anyway, I thought someone might be interested.

Good Luck

 

[PA31Driver]

Written by Farmer Bob?

 

[2000flyer]

I'm no one to talk when it comes to spelling typos and grammatical errors but...

...the ad...

Description:

Candidate will file flight plan with airport officials. Candiate will obtain weather data and interpret data based on flight plan. Candidate will operate radio equipment aboard airplane. Candidate will make reflight and inflight tests to ensure safety of flight. Candidate will maintain and repair or order repairs of aircraft.


Experience
Requirements:

Candidate must have a minimum of 1500 total flight hours, 100 mult9-engine hours and 500 turbine hours.


Education
Requirements:

B.S. Degree

1. How do you do a "reflight" test? 2. Candiate? 3. Mult9-engine??? Now, I know we all have bad days at the keyboard, ********************** ***********! It cracks me up!

By the way, if you also read between the lines:

Candidate will wash department operations official's vehicle weekly. Candidate will not show up department operations official in bar when talking to pretty lady.

(It's all in fun folks)

2000Flyer

edited my idiotic reference to Perdue University. Sheez!

 

[Flywrite]

Actually Its Perdue the chicken company, not Purdue the university.

 

[slowto250]

Chickensh#t

Exactly what we here at "Tyson University" have been saying for years. Those guys over at Perdue U. are really letting their standards slip !!

 

[2000flyer]

Actually Its Perdue the chicken company, not Purdue the university.

Geez....how many days go by and I just figured this out. Don't I feel silly now!! I need a vacation!

2000Flyer

 

[BoilerUP]

Its easy to see how one used to flying such an EASy airplane like a Falcon can mistake Perdue for Purdue.

Chicken vs. higher education; its a decision we all had to make at some point.

 

[AA717driver]

Hey! Pluck you guys!

Hooo, I crack me up... TC

 

[2000flyer]

Its easy to see how one used to flying such an EASy airplane like a Falcon can mistake Perdue for Purdue.

Chicken vs. higher education; its a decision we all had to make at some point.

Well, all I can say is it takes a extraordinary person to fly an EASy Falcon. Something they can't teach at Purdue

 

[suen1843]

Hey! Pluck you guys!

Hooo, I crack me up... TC

AA wins for the top wisecrack for the thread. (I admit it took about 10 seconds to understand what he was saying)

ROFLMAO !!!

 

[AA717driver]

Ok where do I collect my prize? TC